[Not A Snowbird]

We're mad as hell, but we don't know who we're mad at," the source told Drudge, "Why the f#&% can't Bill Clinton speak at his own funeral?"

And what make you so sure he hasn't already taped his own eulogy? I'd don't think he'd trust it to Hillary!

[Alberta's Child]

I can imagine what that "self-taped" eulogy would be like.

"If yer watchin' this speech, then you must really miss me . . . Heck, I already miss me."