Posted on 06/04/2004 12:35:04 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback
On a quiet day at NORAD...
General Silverback!
Yes, Airman?
I have a target inbound! It looks hostile to freedom and prosperity, sir!
Can you identify it, son?
Coming up on screen now, sir...
Good Lord! It's that bag of crap John "Flipper" Kerry! Get the birds in the air and smoke that ketchup-making Commie!
Right away, sir!
Scramble! Scramble! Freepers, man your planes!
"Global reach, baby! Let's go get him!"
It has been determined that Free Republic will mount an effort to great John "Flipper Kerry at every single campaign stop. In order to assist this effort to defend our nation from this potentially disatrous useful idiot, Chad Fairbanks of Puget Sound Chapter and Mr. Silverback of the Freeport, Illinois Chapter have teamed with NORAD to keep track of Flipper's movements throughout our nation! To arms! Sign up today!
Anyone who wishes to be on the ping lists, please let me know here or by freepmail. Please include the state you live in. If you wish to be pinged to all the Kerry tracking (this includes after-action reports), please let me know. If you'd rather just hear when he comes in range of you, we will put you on a state-by state list. Also, any geographic info you're willing to provide will be helpful. On Chad and I will be using any location infor you specify is confidential.
Anyone who can provide information on Kerry's appearances, appearances by other prominent Ameriphobes or suggestions for freep activities/signs, please post to this thread.
Lastly, the KerryTrack program will also be used to alert Freepers to the approach of the Million Mom March's "Halt the Assault" Bus Tour. Next stop: San Antonio.
Alright, Freepers, go get 'em!
Let's make sure this commie gets followed everywhere he goes in Freeper airspace! Eagles Up and safe flying!
I'll try to find out when Lurch is making his next trip to NYC to empty the moneybags of rich liberal widows.
As far as I know, that concert in Central Park is still on, but I could be wrong about that. I'll have to check.
Though I have no objection to people posting BubbaWatch info in the KerryTrack thread (or making a Bubba ping list and pinging them to info here), we've decided that the thing Bill likes the most is attention, and we're concentrating on Kerry. We can only mount so many freeps, especially in the battleground states where Kerry will be seen frequently.
See RonDog's post in 19 about the New York concert. However, if you find out about any stealth Kerry activity in NYC, let me know and we'll call in the clans.
Please ping your lists, we are hoping to have Freepers at every Ketchup Boy campaign stop. Everybody get on a geographic KerryTrack ping list and ChadFairbanks and I will keep you updated on his movements.
No one you see, votes both ways like he,
Ever so wealthy and flippant is he,
Tricks he will do when voters appear,
And how they laugh when he is near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No one you see, votes both ways like he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of ego,
Lying and flipping and hard to believe!
Does that mean it will all be done covertly?
I think he just made this decision yesterday.
Bill Clinton can often be found lurking around his office on 125th St., though this book tour may prevent him going to "work" too often, so I guess there aren't too many H.V.T. for freeping in the five boroughs.
BTTT!!!!!!!!
John Kerry suspended campaigning because all of the oxygen in the news cycle will be sucked up with Reagan coverage. John Kerry could care less about the people he was supposed to address this next week. But hey, who cares, right? John Kerry is an arrogant, smug liberal from the Northeast. It'll be a cold cold day in Hell before I ever vote for that guy.
A terrific idea, kudos! Please add me to the ping list!
I also moderate a Pennsylvania grassroots for Bush-Cheney yahoo group with 80 members, I'd love to help them all keep track of Kerry's goings on in our battleground state.
Too bad we can't design a big flip-flop costume and have someone follow him in it from rally to rally...
Just checked the calender and nothing going on .. all I need to do is find a babysitter and I'm game
Where in Philly will he be??
I am in St. Louis, can make it Southern IL.
He mean HE want say anything .. but he can't stop others .. Wink .. Wink
Thanks for your work.
Bump!
However, keeping in mind that it would actually be kinda fun to give Clinton the attention he wants, as it will take away from Kerry ;0)
(Just an idea to toss out there heh heh heh)
While the F-102 Delta Dagger looks very much like the F-106 Delta Dart, the aircraft shown are F-106s, the chopped off tail being a recognizable difference:
F-106
F-102
i'm not sure how this works, but here we go:
Ping (as in for please add me to this list)
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