[dead]

This story needs a midget and a cream pie.

[billorites]

Man, I am like so wasted...

[EggsAckley]

I hereby nominate this thread as the biggest NON-STORY of the week!!

~</;o)

[dts32041]

Give the boy some Gack and blood worm wine.

[subterfuge]

When police asked Bonsall how much he'd been drinking, he allegedly replied, "Plenty."


Good reply. If you're going down, might as well go down hard and fast.

[ICX]

Upon being stopped, Bryan's alleged account of his drink total for the evening consisted of four beers and a vodka tonic, the paper said. What a lightweight. I expected more (drug abuse) from the TV son of Tim "King of the 8 Ball" Allen. Maybe my expectations are just too high.

[billorites]

"an officer watched him pull over his Chevrolet SUV to the side of the road, let his passenger throw up out the window, and then return to traffic"

That will do it.

[thesharkboy]

He won't have any jail time but will have to pay a $900 fine and attend alcohol awareness programs.

I'll bet that, at some point, he was aware that he was drinking alcohol.

[oblomov]

The show really went downhill when they brought on that kid. Same with "The Brady Bunch" - Cousin Oliver was a harbinger that the show had jumped the shark.

[oyez]

When police asked Bonsall how much he'd been drinking, he allegedly replied, "Plenty." When asked to be more specific, he allegedly said, a "half-pint of Jim Beam."

If he ever watched "Cops" he would know the standard response: "Aww, a couple of beers."

[Atlas Sneezed]

When police asked Bonsall how much he'd been drinking, he allegedly replied, "Plenty." When asked to be more specific, he allegedly said, a "half-pint of Jim Beam."

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LOL!

[JohnnyZ]

His blood alcohol level was .10.

It's a little unfair to put Craig Stadler in with those kids. He actually has a life as an adult, for one thing, and was right at the legal limit, for another. I'm thinking he can probably hold his liquor pretty good, too.

[RichInOC]

Bonsall, now 22, was pulled over after an officer watched him pull over his Chevrolet SUV to the side of the road, let his passenger throw up out the window, and then return to traffic....

Proof that no good deed goes unpunished. I am kind of surprised the friend wasn't hooked up for public drunkenness. I mean, hurling out the side of the car in the wee hours is usually a pretty reliable symptom.

Bryan, also 22, was clocked by police as traveling 100 mph on the Glendale Freeway in the early hours of May 26, the Glendale News-Press reported.

MORE POWER!!!

Upon being stopped, Bryan's alleged account of his drink total for the evening consisted of four beers and a vodka tonic, the paper said.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!!!

Stadler says he had drinks at the Beltline Bar in Grand Rapids Monday night and was driving to Detroit for Media Day when he pulled off at the M-66 exit on I-96. Police say he drove out the wrong way at a gas station and that's when an officer pulled him over. Stadler then failed several alcohol tests. His blood alcohol level was .10.

(...tries to figure out how much it'd take to get The Walrus drunk and shudders at the thought...)

[malakhi]

Two child stars and a golfer arrested for DUI

This story should have begun, "two child stars and a golfer walked into a bar..."

[mountaineer]

police didn't recognize Bonsall as Michael J. Fox's TV kid brother from Family Ties, the NBC sitcom on which he appeared on as a preschooler from 1986 to 1989.

It's the darnedest thing, that this guy doesn't look the same as a 22-year-old as he did as a 4-year-old! Go figure.

[VaBthang4]

Man I don't care!

[Manic_Episode]

"let his passenger throw up out the window"

Years ago, back in my drinking days, I was driving home early in the morning while severely hungover, when my transmission went out on my van, except for reverse.
I drove home about 2 miles in reverse and threw up out the window several times along the way, never even bothering to stop. A few people saw me and looked rather horrified, so I smiled and waved at them as I drove by, but they rudely didn't wave back.

[Right Angler]

"Stadler was in court Wednesday morning and pled to a lesser charge of operating a vehicle while visually impaired"

Does this mean he was blind drunk?