Proof that no good deed goes unpunished. I am kind of surprised the friend wasn't hooked up for public drunkenness. I mean, hurling out the side of the car in the wee hours is usually a pretty reliable symptom.
Bryan, also 22, was clocked by police as traveling 100 mph on the Glendale Freeway in the early hours of May 26, the Glendale News-Press reported.
MORE POWER!!!
Upon being stopped, Bryan's alleged account of his drink total for the evening consisted of four beers and a vodka tonic, the paper said.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!!!
Stadler says he had drinks at the Beltline Bar in Grand Rapids Monday night and was driving to Detroit for Media Day when he pulled off at the M-66 exit on I-96. Police say he drove out the wrong way at a gas station and that's when an officer pulled him over. Stadler then failed several alcohol tests. His blood alcohol level was .10.
(...tries to figure out how much it'd take to get The Walrus drunk and shudders at the thought...)
...Oh, man...2 PM? I know it was a holiday weekend, but 2 PM? That's just embarrassing.