Posted on 05/23/2004 8:51:27 AM PDT by Militiaman7
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a John F. Kerry supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
ROTFLMAO!
Whatever you do, don't let her know about your cousin who is a Boston Globe "reporter".
I am SO forwarding that one around.
ROFL! Definitely a needed break from the gloom and doom.
Anyone looking for a good laugh, please read the accompanying article - enjoy!
His cousin is Theresa? Isn't she his only visible means of support?
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Sounds to me like this family is Kerry's base.
Dear Worried:
Abby asked me to pinch hit on this one because it involves me. Here's my response.
I would be against telling her before you tell her. And do they know that I served in Vietnam?
Sincerely,
John Effin' Kerry
Former Vietnam Warrior- both for and against
***ROFL***
That certainly sounds just like something the king of flip-flop would say!
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
sweet. Keep 'em coming.
This joke should be carried on all the networks! LOL
I agree with the guy who said this is Kerry's base. The last thing they would be ashamed of is supporting Kerry.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a John F. Kerry supporter?LOL !
[barf alert] ......
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