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To: Militiaman7
2 posted on
05/23/2004 8:58:07 AM PDT by
armyboy
(Posting from Sustainer Army Airfield Balad, Iraq. it's not Bush's fault...It's the media's fault)
To: Militiaman7
Penguin Pop!
3 posted on
05/23/2004 9:02:14 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Militiaman7
Whatever you do, don't let her know about your cousin who is a Boston Globe "reporter".
To: Militiaman7
I am SO forwarding that one around.
To: Militiaman7; .45MAN; Billie; dutchess; Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1; Vigilantcitizen; LadyX; The Mayor; ...
ROFL! Definitely a needed break from the gloom and doom.
Anyone looking for a good laugh, please read the accompanying article - enjoy!
6 posted on
05/23/2004 9:19:00 AM PDT by
dansangel
(*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
To: Militiaman7
His cousin is Theresa? Isn't she his only visible means of support?
7 posted on
05/23/2004 9:19:14 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(Loose libs sink ships!!!!!)
To: Militiaman7
Dear Worried About My Reputation,
I don't think it would be wise at this time to tell your proposed "running mate" about the Kerry situation just yet. I would advise you to wait until the "marriage" is over and break it to her gently over a fine bottle of Ketchup...She will accept the news better knowing that she is related to a bunch of losers and will fess up to the fact that the leaders are still in the White House...Good luck!
Gabby
10 posted on
05/23/2004 9:27:43 AM PDT by
Hotdog
To: Militiaman7
Sounds to me like this family is Kerry's base.
11 posted on
05/23/2004 10:08:14 AM PDT by
birdsman
To: Militiaman7; dansangel
Dear Worried:
Abby asked me to pinch hit on this one because it involves me. Here's my response.
I would be against telling her before you tell her. And do they know that I served in Vietnam?
Sincerely,
John Effin' Kerry
Former Vietnam Warrior- both for and against
12 posted on
05/23/2004 11:41:23 AM PDT by
RobFromGa
(There isn't always an easy path, but there is always a right path.)
To: Militiaman7
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
14 posted on
05/23/2004 1:03:26 PM PDT by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Militiaman7; Sundog
15 posted on
05/23/2004 2:51:48 PM PDT by
Sundog
(Cheers.)
To: Militiaman7
I agree with the guy who said this is Kerry's base. The last thing they would be ashamed of is supporting Kerry.
17 posted on
05/23/2004 2:59:44 PM PDT by
DannyTN
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