How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

The Reality Check ^ | 20 May 2004 | Edward L. Daley

[Mo1]

Once it becomes clear that they are about to lose a debate over a particular issue, they simply shift gears and "move on" to the next subject, even though their credibility has been badly tarnished

They are going into overload doing that now

[Peach]

Attempting to explain something to most liberals that the average twelve year old can understand with little effort is often a maddening prospect, primarily because they just don't seem to want to understand anything that non-liberals have to say.

LOL. Boy did this guy nail them for what they are.

[arthurus]

can be wrong about something without being a liar

Remember that with the left there is no Truth.If nothing is true then nothing is a lie, or, as it affects liberals, any disagreement is a lie. Because Truth is purely relative and not absolute then they should be able, as the most educated and the most caring people, be able to impose their "Truth" on everyone else, at least everyone still alive after a serious attempt from real power to impose that "Truth." If only Stalin had lived long enough he would have truly brought Utopia to the last 200 Russians.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Whenever I have to look at the brilliance of a Lib I just refer to this:

Liberals are for abortion
Liberals are against the death penalty

That pretty much sums it up.

[arthurus]

fact that someone would put our national security BEHIND partisan politics is just plain STUPID

These people believe that when the United States is overthrown by revolution or by invasion, the revolutionaries will be them or the invaders will recognize their superior education and ideas and will naturally look to them for leadership in the new order.

[arthurus]

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but any one of them can screw it up, all by themselves...

If the bulb is in the ceiling the liberal will screw it up every time.

[arthurus]

How many conservatives will it take to re-elect the biggest spender, Republican OR Democrat, since WWII?

Do you want to replace him with a man who will exert all his strength to go for a new record?

[ohioWfan]

Your choice..........John Kerry??

(I really hate it when people who call themselves conservatives live in a September 10th world........)

[bondjamesbond]

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...Energy saving compact flourescents seldom need replacing...

...You're lucky you have a lightbulb. There are poor seniors who have to choose between lightbulbs and prescription drugs...

...Ever notice how light bulbs are white? The fact that light bulbs are designed to favor white skin tones is evidence of more subtle bias against people of color...

...It's all GEORGE BUSH's fault!...

...If the bulb ain't lit, you must acquit...

...High wattage light bulbs are all part of a corporate conspiracy between Ken Lay, Dick Cheney and all his Halliburton buddies to make a fortune off of jacking up the prices on electricity after creating false scarcity by increasing demand. It's all layed out in detail in the minutes of Cheney's Energy Task Force, but Cheney's duck hunting buddies on the Supreme Court are blocking the release of the records...

What about Dingell/Norwood?...

It only takes one, but I'm not going to be the one stuck with all the work around here!

[Warren]

All of them.

[unixfox]

How many jobs will it create and will the government provide assistance?

[DannyTN]

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

• Three to screw (preferably the same sex).
• 20 to file lawsuits against conservatives for trying to cover up the lightbulb.
• 5 congressfairies to call it a civil right.
• 4 Supreme court justices to overturn the existing laws against screwing in lightbulbs.
• 40 to protest naked in support of screwing in lightbulbs.
• 10 liberal press to exaggerate the protest attendance to thousands.
• All hollywood producers to push screwing in lightbulbs in every tv show and movie possible.

[Pippin]

How many?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

And each time they get exposed as lying. I think of their attacks on Bush; every time they try some new angle, they get exposed, and move on to the next lie. Hey, maybe that's where "MoveOn.org" gets its name!

[TASMANIANRED]

I am on my feet cheering.

The most simple explanation is that they are significantly mentally ill. They are delusional. They do need to be in straight jackets.

[TASMANIANRED]

Sick Nurse humor here , Liberals do screw lightbulbs just not in the proper orifice. The ones in question prefer using an exit for an entrance. Any er nurse that has been on the job for longer than 1 month has seen it.

The strangest one I have ever had direct contact with was a plaster of paris enema. It did not have a good outcome. :-}

[Darksheare]

Pretty good analysis.

[AmishDude]

The answer is: He waits in the dark for the invisible hand to change it for him.

[Bob]

The strangest one I have ever had direct contact with was a plaster of paris enema. It did not have a good outcome. :-)

With plaster of paris having been used, I'm somewhat surprised that there even was an outcome.