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1 posted on 05/19/2004 7:37:34 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
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To: NYC GOP Chick

wow.


2 posted on 05/19/2004 7:39:13 PM PDT by ambrose (AP Headline: "Kerry Says His 'Family' Owns SUV, Not He")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I'm not buying.


3 posted on 05/19/2004 7:40:01 PM PDT by Protagoras (Control is the objective , freedom is the obstacle.)
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He supposedly said that - if his death was a hoax - he would return 20 years later.

I don't expect he will return.

4 posted on 05/19/2004 7:40:10 PM PDT by HAL9000
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Is it a hoax? I always thought it was a little strange that he had died of lung cancer yet had never smoked. I know that's possible, but not exactly probable.

If he really is alive how could he remain incognito for all these years???


8 posted on 05/19/2004 7:41:40 PM PDT by dawn53
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You mean it was just like Jerry Lawler dropping him on his head. A fake?
9 posted on 05/19/2004 7:41:50 PM PDT by oyez (I know I'm rambling but...)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Baloney!


10 posted on 05/19/2004 7:41:50 PM PDT by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds, a pessimist fears this is true.)
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The most obtuse man of the latter 20th century strikes again. Either it's him, a buddy of his who set this up as a gag w/him back when he was dying or it's a merry prankster who, Andy, from beyond the grave would dearly appreciate.

The blog reads like an Andy Kaufman gag. Remember everyone fell for the Jerry Lawler deal. Took Lawler years before he finally fess up that even that was a gag.


12 posted on 05/19/2004 7:42:28 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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Sorry, but his mother's response is not authentic.

All mothers know that when a lost child is returned to us, our response is not to say "I'm glad to have him back," but to give him a good spanking.


15 posted on 05/19/2004 7:43:13 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Always finish what you st)
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Mott the Hoople and the game of LIFE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are you having fun?

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool

Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

Andy, I never thought you were funny when you were alive and likely won't change my mind now.  You seem to have put your family through hell.
All accounts come due on judgement day, think about it.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

19 posted on 05/19/2004 7:45:06 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (FReep 'em all, let God sort 'em out.)
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Its Bob Zmuda pathetic attempt to resurrect a potential money maker thats been dead for 20 years. Dan Ackaroyd has been doing it off John Belushi for the past 20 years.


20 posted on 05/19/2004 7:45:17 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry = "You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving?")
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"Tank you bery much!"

-PJ

p.s. Here he comes to save the day...

23 posted on 05/19/2004 7:45:52 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick; All

27 posted on 05/19/2004 7:47:43 PM PDT by nwrep
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Probably just in time to endorse Kerry


28 posted on 05/19/2004 7:47:45 PM PDT by smith288 (John Kerry has more positions than a veteran prostitute)
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Good,he borrowed $5 from me 21 years ago,wait'll I catch up with him.


30 posted on 05/19/2004 7:48:08 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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So Richard Nixon is due back in 9 years, 11 months and 5 days!


34 posted on 05/19/2004 7:50:07 PM PDT by MindBender26 (For more news as it happens, news first, fast, 5 minutes sooner, stay tuned to FReeper Radio!)
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Hmmm. Well, although I never thought Andy Kaufman was particularly talented, if this isn't a hoax I must say he'll get some style points from me.


37 posted on 05/19/2004 7:51:07 PM PDT by lonevoice (Some things have to be believed to be seen)
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We're sorry. This release has been placed on 'Dispute Hold'.

http://www.emediawire.com/releases/2004/5/emw127003.htm

38 posted on 05/19/2004 7:51:32 PM PDT by Destro (Know your enemy! Help fight Islamic terrorism by visiting www.johnathangaltfilms.com)
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Ummm....
The problem is that because the subject is Andy Kaufmann, anything is possible. Even this.


56 posted on 05/19/2004 7:58:18 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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This is a put-on, right?


Andy Kaufman got DEADED.


61 posted on 05/19/2004 7:59:44 PM PDT by alloysteel (Live well and prosper. Beam me up, Scottie....)
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Feels like a Neil Gaiman story. The reality of whether or not this person has come back from the dead doesn't really matter. What matters is the story; the story endures, and the myth has a life all its own.


85 posted on 05/19/2004 8:10:44 PM PDT by Caesar Soze
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