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Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years (WTF?!?!?!)
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| 5.19.2004
Posted on 05/19/2004 7:37:34 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
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To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:39:13 PM PDT
by
ambrose
(AP Headline: "Kerry Says His 'Family' Owns SUV, Not He")
To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:40:01 PM PDT
by
Protagoras
(Control is the objective , freedom is the obstacle.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
He supposedly said that - if his death was a hoax - he would return 20 years later.
I don't expect he will return.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:40:10 PM PDT
by
HAL9000
To: ambrose
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:40:54 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: ambrose
I've been saying he was alive for 20 years. Now maybe they'll believe me about Elvis.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:41:15 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: ambrose
To: NYC GOP Chick
Is it a hoax? I always thought it was a little strange that he had died of lung cancer yet had never smoked. I know that's possible, but not exactly probable.
If he really is alive how could he remain incognito for all these years???
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:41:40 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: NYC GOP Chick
You mean it was just like Jerry Lawler dropping him on his head. A fake?
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:41:50 PM PDT
by
oyez
(I know I'm rambling but...)
To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:41:50 PM PDT
by
Tennessean4Bush
(An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds, a pessimist fears this is true.)
To: DManA
Wouldn't it have been weird if he faked his death, planning to return in 20 years and then died some quiet, anonymous death in the meantime?
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:42:05 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: NYC GOP Chick
The most obtuse man of the latter 20th century strikes again. Either it's him, a buddy of his who set this up as a gag w/him back when he was dying or it's a merry prankster who, Andy, from beyond the grave would dearly appreciate.
The blog reads like an Andy Kaufman gag. Remember everyone fell for the Jerry Lawler deal. Took Lawler years before he finally fess up that even that was a gag.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:42:28 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
(I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
I'll tell you what's freaky about it: how totally and completely un-funny I found him.
To: ambrose; mhking
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:42:54 PM PDT
by
Sunshine55
(Bush-Cheney 2004...By George, we've got ourselves a President!)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Sorry, but his mother's response is not authentic.
All mothers know that when a lost child is returned to us, our response is not to say "I'm glad to have him back," but to give him a good spanking.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:43:13 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: lavrenti
It's likely a gag, but I kinda wish it were true...
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:43:30 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: dawn53
Andy thrived on drawing attention to himself. How could he go cold turkey for twenty years?
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:43:33 PM PDT
by
oyez
(I know I'm rambling but...)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Mott the Hoople and the game of LIFE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Andy, I never thought you were funny when you were alive and likely won't change my mind now. You seem to have put your family through hell.
All accounts come due on judgement day, think about it.
Owl_Eagle
Guns Before Butter.
To: NYC GOP Chick
Its Bob Zmuda pathetic attempt to resurrect a potential money maker thats been dead for 20 years. Dan Ackaroyd has been doing it off John Belushi for the past 20 years.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:45:17 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(John Kerry = "You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving?")
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