Posted on 05/19/2004 3:25:49 AM PDT by pageonetoo
Childrens Books Which Never Got Published
Here’s a list of children’s book titles which for some reason or another that didn’t make it to your local book shop.
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad.
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s new wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
. Katy Was So Bad Her Mummy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. This Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Given to my daughter’s class by her 9th Grade English School teacher.
i love the one Daddy Drinks Because You Cry....
No shock to me you're a dog person. I'm sure you quickly got used to getting jumped on and licked whenever you come home.
it is so funny you should mention that. since xshub is bringing xs2pup home from dog school these days, they arrive home together. just yesterday i asked why xshub didn't pounce on me on the couch and begin licking me, that xs2pup must like me better than he does!
I heard that are going to use this one in Massachusetts.
Ping for a good laugh!
Semper Fi
"Heather Has Two Mommies." Now there's a title you'll never see. (Hmm, what's that? Ohh. Nevermind.)
Fun with Mommys Pills
You drove your Parents Apart
Find Daddys Bookmarks
Prizes Under the Sink
Tantrums for Toys
Playing Mom Against Dad
(this is fun)
Oh, that's hilarious! I've "cleaned it up" a little bit & sent it to several friends this morning. My sons fell out laughing. Thanks~
Beat or Be Beaten - How To Be a Bully
The Big Encyclopedia of Racial Slurs
Prison Visitation Activity Book
Sissy's Preggers Again!
How about It Takes A Village....To Rise Up in A Grassroots Campaign to Reinstate the Constitution.
Curious George and the Secret in the Sock Drawer
ROFLAMFAO! I always loved Curious George, yet somehow, I found this parody quite cute.
You're an Insufferable Prick, Charlie Brown
"Bi-Curious George"
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Mr. Science's Guide to Improvised Weapons
Willie Wonka and the Whiskey Distillary
Millie the Match in the Tinder Dry Woods
It's Okay to Shoot at Closet Monsters
Mommy's Secret Medicine
Pat the Bummy
The Crack House At Pooh Corner
LOL. Just think of all his adventures:
Bicurious George Goes to the Y
Bicurious George Meets a Longshoreman
Bicurious George Turns Tricks for Smack
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