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President Bush's Most Secret Secret
captainribman.com ^ | 5/18/04 | Sprengelmeyer and Davis

Posted on 05/18/2004 4:48:33 AM PDT by Jack Bull

The Secret That Changed The Course of History!

In his free-time, Superman masquerades as a reporter. Batman pretends to be a millionaire playboy. Captain RibMan, however, is the President. Yes, the President, George W. Bush. Think about it. Haven't you wondered why President Bush is basically unavailable after dark? You've been told by White House sources the President likes to turn in early-- in bed by 9 p.m. Right. And what about his on-going struggle with the English language? Ever thought English might be the President's second language? Now you know why he's not an avid reader of books. At least, not Earthly books. The fact is, President Bush is actually an alien from a distant planet who devotes much of his time to vigilante justice! Axis of Evil-doers, beware!

Once again, President Bush has been misunderestimated. Bob Woodward and Bill Sammon have recently written in-depth books about the Bush White House. How did they miss this?


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: arcane; bush; captainribman; humor; idontgetit; politics; selfpromo; singularwit; unfunny

1 posted on 05/18/2004 4:48:33 AM PDT by Jack Bull
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To: Jack Bull

This is not very funny. Silly maybe. But not funny. V's wife.


2 posted on 05/18/2004 4:53:08 AM PDT by ventana
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To: Jack Bull

I am envisioning a huge question mark forming over the head of everyone who sees this thread. . . . .


3 posted on 05/18/2004 4:53:48 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Can't we all just get a longneck?)
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To: Jack Bull

I think I saw Captain Ribman at Otto's recently.


4 posted on 05/18/2004 4:57:05 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Jack Bull

Another reason I only use the local alternative paper to get my fireplace going.


5 posted on 05/18/2004 4:57:25 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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To: Jack Bull

Is it your intention to out yourself at last?


6 posted on 05/18/2004 4:58:00 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: Jack Bull

Aren't comics supposed to be funny?


7 posted on 05/18/2004 4:59:38 AM PDT by Snowy (Microsoft: "You've got questions? We've got dancing paperclips.")
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To: Jack Bull

Stupid toon.


8 posted on 05/18/2004 5:01:24 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: Jack Bull

I gotta agree with the others here.

This comic has long since run out of funny. Let it die.


9 posted on 05/18/2004 5:03:57 AM PDT by martin_fierro (I'm martin_fierro and I approved this post.)
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To: Jack Bull

This is a really strange comic strip.

11 posted on 05/18/2004 5:06:17 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Right_in_Virginia

Not so stupid when you realize that President Bush would need to have super powers to be able to do all of the things the left accuses him of doing.


12 posted on 05/18/2004 5:06:38 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Yes, the Left has it both ways on Bush. They say he is stupid yet diabolically cunning and a conspirator without equal. They're a tad over the top.


13 posted on 05/18/2004 5:16:10 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (Liberalism corrupts. Absolute Liberalism corrupts absolutely.)
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To: Jack Bull

Thanks! I'm a Ribman fan, myself.


14 posted on 05/18/2004 5:21:02 AM PDT by DeuceTraveler (Freedom is a never ending struggle)
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15 posted on 05/18/2004 8:30:33 PM PDT by Jack Bull
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