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Couple wants kids, but never tried sex
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| Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Posted on 05/17/2004 10:56:34 PM PDT by JohnHuang2
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To: ken5050
..."but look what you did to my clam digger." Or ... (I heard this one on the playground 45 years ago)
A guy gets married and phones his father from the honeymoon suite asking "what do I do"? His dad says shyly "take the hardest thing you've got and put in where she goes to the bathroom".
A day later the dad asks "Well, how'd it go son"? The son said " well, I was sure glad I had my bowling ball with me - but, it sure was hard getting it to go down that toilet"
bada bing :)
To: gr8eman
Why do I think this is made up...? Because Ananova has the journalistic standards of the Weekly World News, minus the rigorous fact-checking.
To: Rightly Biased
I'm sure not gonna say what I did yesterday. Aw, come on, go for it! :-)
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posted on
05/18/2004 6:55:27 AM PDT
by
NCjim
To: thoughtomator
Geesh, happy hour and a tray of Nachos would cure this little problem. Talk about ignoring all of the SIGNS.
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posted on
05/18/2004 7:17:02 AM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: JohnHuang2
A little religion is fine, taken in moderation.
Religion has ruined these good people's lives, sadly, assuming this hard to believe story is true.
To: Lazamataz
"I hereby offer to tutor any women who need this lesson."
Well, being a very happily married lady, I pretty much have a handle on things.
But if I were to recommend your services- is this tutoring "hands on", formal instruction or come as you are?
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posted on
05/18/2004 11:08:26 AM PDT
by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: JohnHuang2
47
posted on
05/18/2004 12:18:01 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Ghandi attempted to become chaste two times. The longest he was able to go was two weeksYou're kidding me! I've had longer dry spells than even Ghandi!!
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posted on
05/18/2004 1:19:03 PM PDT
by
fnord
(Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence)
To: JohnHuang2
49
posted on
05/18/2004 9:22:21 PM PDT
by
lainde
(Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
To: Lazamataz
I hereby offer to tutor any women who need this lesson. Any?
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posted on
05/18/2004 9:32:00 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: Lazamataz
I hereby offer to tutor any women who need this lesson.
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posted on
05/18/2004 9:35:25 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: The KG9 Kid
Don't worry. "Religion" is not going to hurt you this year. This story goes around every few years. It is becoming another urban legend.
To: B Knotts
Maybe they just need to watch an hour of this.
To: Hermann the Cherusker
I've never been married. What Ghandi did when his wife was pregnant, I do not know.
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posted on
05/19/2004 2:11:40 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(There is a Stark Difference: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1136092/posts?page=18)
To: Lazamataz
"I hereby offer to tutor any women who need this lesson."
ANY women? You are a braver man than me.
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posted on
05/19/2004 9:12:42 AM PDT
by
monday
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Well, it bears saying that you can control yourself if you put your mind to it. Saying you cannot is admitting to some form of nymphomania, I would think.
To: bikerman
Stick my what WHERE??You mean the place that she bleeds from??? EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:21:53 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Good evening. I'm Sydney Biddle-Barrows, and welcome to Whore Stories!)
To: Hermann the Cherusker
"Saying you cannot is admitting to some form of nymphomania, I would think."
I've talked with a lot of guys personally. No one I know of can get by without some relief after two weeks, short of salt peter.
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posted on
05/20/2004 3:13:15 AM PDT
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(God bless Rush, using liberal amounts of shampoo, just to make it fair.)
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