Posted on 05/17/2004 10:56:34 PM PDT by JohnHuang2
For some people, it's important to pay attention when the birds and the bees are discussed.
Take the case of a German couple who sought help from a fertility clinic after eight years of no success having children.
The only problem was, they weren't having sex.
According to Ananova, officials at the University Clinic of Lubek said they'd never heard of a similar case after examining the couple during fertility tests last month.
After numerous examinations, doctors found both husband and wife to be fertile, and should have had little trouble in conception.
"When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said, 'What do you mean?'" a clinic spokesman said, according to the report.
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons while the university clinic tries embarks on a study to determine the extent of other couples with similar circumstances.
And what religion might that be? Last time I checked the Bible, there was a good bit of sex in it.
Man has been marooned on a tropical island since he was a youngster. One day, a young woman washes up on the beach, saved from a boating accident. He's overjoyed to finally see another human being, and gives her a tour of his island.
"What do you do around here", she asks?
"Fish, swim in the sea, dig for clams, climb trees for coconuts." he replies.
"What about sex?" she asks.
"What's sex?" he responds.
She shows him, and after which she asks "Well, what do you think?"
"Not bad," he answers, "but look what you did to my clam digger."
Just damn.
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"Why do I think this is made up...?"
I wonder, I remember reading an article years ago, in a very mainstream publication (probably either some womens mag like Redbook,or the Reader's Digest) about a couple who were married for years and had never consumated their marriage.
That couple realized it wasn't "normal" though, and eventually they worked out their problem.
If the newly married couples in Taxachusetts are really honest in their beliefs, then their gene pool will probably never create another human being. That is one positive result!
I hereby offer to tutor any women who need this lesson.
Yeah, but no pictures.
That brings up an intersting point. This alleged couple NEVER saw pictures? Anywhere? In Europe?
okay. sure.
they must live in a box.
Its springtime and all you have to do is look at the natural world.
I wonder how Adam and Eve figured it out?
They didn't have belly buttons, so that made things just a bit less cluttered...
Sorry John, but I think we went through this yesterday
I'm sure not gonna say what I did yesterday.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1136993/posts
So you didn't listen to the doctor when they said "no sex immediately before delivery" while your wife is pregnant and "no sex for 8 weeks afterwards"?
These folks are definitely not liberal democrats......
All the Bible says is "Fookbar laid with Maneskweez and begot Pokeham." 'Laid' and 'begot' are not very technical or informative terms especially for intrepid Germans.
The radio show "Loveline" with Adam Corolla and Dr Drew (which used to be on MTV) has a feature called "Germany or Florida". Callers call in with weird sex news stories from Florida or Germany, because Adam and Drew say that all weird sex stories come out of either Germany or Florida. Then the hosts have a contest to guess where the story comes from.
Looks like Germany wins again.
ROFLMAO!
( And you're right!)
They aren't farm-folk, either!
Even our littlest 4-H kids know, ( in theory not in practice) what a critter NEEDS to have and do to breed!
Oy Vey, just give them two dogs in heat to care for and have them take notes.
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Actually, this is how the gene pool is cleansed!
Just F***.
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