Couple wants kids, but never tried sex

WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Tuesday, May 18, 2004

[thoughtomator]

Apparently they didn't remember their lesson on being fruitful and multiplying.

[dfwgator]

You mean babies don't come from the stork?

[adam_az]

In Massachussetts, they are being Fruity, catching diseases, and dying...

[gr8eman]

Why do I think this is made up...?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

This story just never gets old!

[TheBigB]

The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons

Insert Flap "A" into Slot "B." :^)

[The Scourge of Yazid]

As they always say, "truth is stranger than fiction."

In this case, much stranger.

[Rokurota]

"Dear Mom and Dad,

Today I found out what my special purpose is for."

[Jeff Chandler]

A married German couple not having sex? Impossible!

Now, a British couple....

[Arthur McGowan]

I remember reading a story like this about a young couple in China, who thought all they had to do was sleep in the same bed to have children. About 20 years ago, I think.

[EGPWS]

The only problem was, they weren't having sex.

To quote the late, great Henney Youngman, "take my wife....PLEASE???"

[geopyg]

DARWIN AWARD

I know - the Darwin Award is usually about folks who die by doing something stupid. However, the reason why it's the DARWIN Award is because when those stupid folks die they aren't around to have kids to procreate "their" species.

So, these stupid folks don't even have to die to get the Award.

(Now.... does that make them smart?)

[Squantos]

Reminds me of that scene in the Jerk where Steve Martin found out what his special purpose in life was.........:o)

Silly but too funny John !........Stay Safe !

[bikerman]

Stick my what WHERE??

[Graymatter]

By some extraordinary chance, these 2 ninnies found each other, and now the therapists are helping them thwart natural selection.

I'd be trying to determine what else they don't know, before helping them with their begattin.

[Commie Basher]

Sounds like an urban legend. In fact, there's a similar scene in the BBC TV skit comedy series (of over a decade ago), A Little Bit of Fry and Laurie.

[Waco]

Clinton must be crying his eyes out now.

[lentulusgracchus]

The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons .....

Or on the other hand, you could just take the husband aside, show him a couple of pictures or drawings, explain his marital rights to him, point him in the right direction, and turn him loose!

No need for "state intervention" and "studies"! Jeez, Louise!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"...The husband, 36..."

This, if true, is one of those rare examples of a man capable of being a virgin for a considerable number of years. I've been forming the hypothesis that when a man has his first climax, he undergoes a massive hormonal change. If he has his climax several years prior to marriage, then he will have problems becoming chaste again. Ghandi attempted to become chaste two times. The longest he was able to go was two weeks. I'm in the same boat.