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Alexandra Kerry, what the heck is that thing!? (FReeper Podiatrists Check IN!)
RegisteredMedia ^ | 05.17.04 | Registered

Posted on 05/17/2004 2:33:15 PM PDT by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: alexandra; alexandrakerry; batboy; boils; dickmorris; foot; footfungus; ick; ickmorris; kerry; ketchupvampires; owies; podiatrists; sores; tightshoes
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To: Registered

What I want to know... is that a big honkin' cold sore on her lip?


81 posted on 05/17/2004 3:08:48 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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My Granny down in Mississippi told me to stay away from womens who gots growths like that, you can take the woman out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle rot out of the poor sweet young thang...
Delmont C Roosevelt.


82 posted on 05/17/2004 3:09:52 PM PDT by Delmont
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To: Tijeras_Slim
What I want to know... is that a big honkin' cold sore on her lip?

thats her head dummy.

83 posted on 05/17/2004 3:11:54 PM PDT by cilbupeR_eerF
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To: cilbupeR_eerF

I thought it looked a bit like dad. :)


84 posted on 05/17/2004 3:14:35 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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To: Registered

those look my missing BVDs.


85 posted on 05/17/2004 3:14:53 PM PDT by cilbupeR_eerF
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To: Registered

A sixth toe?


86 posted on 05/17/2004 3:17:26 PM PDT by Arpege92 (Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty!)
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To: Registered

87 posted on 05/17/2004 3:23:27 PM PDT by The Bandit
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To: Charles Henrickson

But the Sole of Tarsus is on the flip (flop) side...


88 posted on 05/17/2004 3:25:08 PM PDT by mikrofon (All in the Family)
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To: The Bandit

Mr. Mew said to tell you there went his dinner!


89 posted on 05/17/2004 3:27:31 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: StrictTime

Have you seen the picture that's not covered at the top?

If you haven't you really need to see it.


90 posted on 05/17/2004 3:30:33 PM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
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To: Registered
Alexandra woke up that morning and found aliens had left the world's smallest crop circle on her foot.

Leni

91 posted on 05/17/2004 3:33:04 PM PDT by MinuteGal (One Week Coundown Till "Full Sails Ahead" for FReeps Ahoy FReeper Cruisers! HOO-YAH!)
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To: Registered

A hickey from Dicky (Morris)?


92 posted on 05/17/2004 3:42:52 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: MinuteGal

If it's a Kerry, it would be a crap circle.


93 posted on 05/17/2004 3:42:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: Registered

Alexandra the Growth?


94 posted on 05/17/2004 3:48:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Greco roamin'.)
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To: Registered
I know what's under there...
95 posted on 05/17/2004 3:51:44 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Registered
Maybe she's dating Bat Boy:


96 posted on 05/17/2004 3:55:41 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Registered

The Conversion



At Monk's.

Jerry: Fungicide. I mean what could she have?

Elaine: I don't know.

Kramer: Fungus.

Elaine: So what did you say?

Jerry: I said I was coming down with the flu or something and I had to go home.

Elaine: What were you doing opening her medicine cabinet?

Jerry: I didn't open it. It was open. I just nudged it a little.

Elaine: You were snooping.

Jerry: I was not snooping. I did not break the seal. There was no breaking and entering. I wouldn't do that.

Kramer: I would. I always open medicine cabinets.

Elaine: Well I trust people not to do that.

Kramer: Big mistake.

Jerry: Why don't you ask that doctor what it is?

Elaine: What? Now he's a doctor? Before he was a podiatrist.

Jerry: But that's what podiatrists do. They deal in fungus. They're knee-deep in fungus. This guy know fungus.

Elaine: I am not going to ask him about funguses.

Kramer: Fungi.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Fungi.


97 posted on 05/17/2004 4:00:48 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: Registered

Old war wound.


98 posted on 05/17/2004 4:02:08 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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To: mewzilla

Laura Ingraham said last week, its hard to get a date.
I guess guys aren't asking her out.
Maybe its the same with Alexandra. No guys are asking her out. Well, she obviously wanted some attention. I'm sure tons of guys were all eyes on Alexandra.
Maybe Laura needs to dress like this. Then guys will ask her out. I can see Laura saying, only the Elite's dress like that. lol


99 posted on 05/17/2004 4:05:00 PM PDT by Adam36
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To: texasflower; StrictTime
Have you seen the picture that's not covered at the top?

If you haven't you really need to see it.

The link is at post #95

100 posted on 05/17/2004 4:05:35 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS. CNN ignored torture & murder in Saddam's Iraq to keep their Baghdad Bureau.)
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