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The Conversion

At Monk's.

Jerry: Fungicide. I mean what could she have?

Elaine: I don't know.

Kramer: Fungus.

Elaine: So what did you say?

Jerry: I said I was coming down with the flu or something and I had to go home.

Elaine: What were you doing opening her medicine cabinet?

Jerry: I didn't open it. It was open. I just nudged it a little.

Elaine: You were snooping.

Jerry: I was not snooping. I did not break the seal. There was no breaking and entering. I wouldn't do that.

Kramer: I would. I always open medicine cabinets.

Elaine: Well I trust people not to do that.

Kramer: Big mistake.

Jerry: Why don't you ask that doctor what it is?

Elaine: What? Now he's a doctor? Before he was a podiatrist.

Jerry: But that's what podiatrists do. They deal in fungus. They're knee-deep in fungus. This guy know fungus.

Elaine: I am not going to ask him about funguses.

Kramer: Fungi.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Fungi.