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DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 05/29/2004 7:03:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION

His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"

He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion

He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag

He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: disgustingslob; flyingfat; hewillexplode; michaelmoore; slob; subhuman; waronterror; whale
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Comment #21 Removed by Moderator

To: gilld

Hey, troll, watch for Larry Elder's MICHAEL AND ME. I think it was just finished. It will expose slob for the liar he is. By the way, you are about to be ZOTTED!


22 posted on 05/17/2004 12:00:37 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: gilld
one of the great truth tellers in the US

If you think Michael Moore is a great "truth teller", then you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the @ss.

23 posted on 05/17/2004 12:01:40 PM PDT by badbass
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To: gilld

Note to troll: they lying slob was a lying slob before Bush replaced the rapist scumbag in the White House.


24 posted on 05/17/2004 12:02:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: gilld
I have a better theory, he eats so much because he is very depressed at the fact that Bush is ruining this country and has made a farce out of the Constitution, Bill of Right, and Democracy as a whole.

Restored for posterity.

25 posted on 05/17/2004 12:05:41 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: doug from upland

He and I used to attend church together at Church On the Way. Along with Buck & Annie Herring of "2nd Chapter of Acts." Haven't talked to him in years though. There were some long nights over coffee.


26 posted on 05/17/2004 12:09:00 PM PDT by P8riot (A gun is merely a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a ...)
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To: gilld
Truthteller? A man who accepted an Acadamy Award for Best Documentary for a work which was in truth a wildly loose string of presumptions masquerading as satire?

Fruit-flavored drink mix line starts over at your usual web hangout.

27 posted on 05/17/2004 12:15:52 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus
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To: gilld

Speaking of ill advised don’t you have any new talking points?


28 posted on 05/17/2004 12:38:31 PM PDT by tractorman
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To: gilld
This account has been banned or suspended.
Okay
29 posted on 05/17/2004 12:41:17 PM PDT by P8riot (A gun is merely a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a ...)
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To: doug from upland; All
"DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)"

"...Michael Moore's explosion." Reminds me of the scene in "The Meaning of Life." The big fat guy in the restaurant had finished his meal. The waitress offers him an after dinner mint and he initially declines. She encourages him by saying, "It's wafer thin." He accepts it, eats it and promptly explodes.

We could only hope the same for dear Michael.

30 posted on 05/17/2004 12:42:38 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: doug from upland

We should each send him a box of chocolates to help him on his way.


31 posted on 05/17/2004 1:02:12 PM PDT by wingnutx (Are you a monthly donor? Why not? (the freeper formerly known as Britton J Wingnutx))
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To: doug from upland

Looks like a real live walking, talking Turd!


32 posted on 05/17/2004 1:05:12 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: davisfh
Moore's "Meaning of Life":



Credits:http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

33 posted on 05/17/2004 1:56:16 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus
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To: NewRomeTacitus

I saw "The Meaning of Life" quite a number of years ago.
This looks familiar.

Thanx.


34 posted on 05/17/2004 3:22:36 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: All
THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED --- THE DISGUSTING SLOB WILL BE THE SUBJECT OF THE DOCUMENTARY
35 posted on 05/17/2004 3:26:08 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: NewRomeTacitus

I'd gladly offer Moore a "wafer-thin mint".


36 posted on 05/17/2004 3:33:40 PM PDT by oblomov
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To: oblomov

I'll offer him a truck load if it would cause him to explode.


37 posted on 05/17/2004 8:00:35 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

The sheep in question joined on 14 may 2004. Fresh DU meat to be zotted.


38 posted on 05/17/2004 8:38:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff.)
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To: Admin Moderator
Muchas gracias for ridding us of the company of the vacuous twit. I owe you a beer.
39 posted on 05/17/2004 8:42:07 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff.)
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To: doug from upland

I am not laughing. "Fahrenheit 9/11" can do serious damage because Moore does not create documentaries, but Soviet-style propaganda, replete with lies and distortions. This is shaping up to be an ugly, ugly election year.


40 posted on 05/17/2004 8:42:19 PM PDT by montag813 ("A nation can survive fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.")
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