Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 05/29/2004 7:03:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"
He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion
He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag
He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
Hey, troll, watch for Larry Elder's MICHAEL AND ME. I think it was just finished. It will expose slob for the liar he is. By the way, you are about to be ZOTTED!
If you think Michael Moore is a great "truth teller", then you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the @ss.
Note to troll: they lying slob was a lying slob before Bush replaced the rapist scumbag in the White House.
Restored for posterity.
He and I used to attend church together at Church On the Way. Along with Buck & Annie Herring of "2nd Chapter of Acts." Haven't talked to him in years though. There were some long nights over coffee.
Fruit-flavored drink mix line starts over at your usual web hangout.
Speaking of ill advised dont you have any new talking points?
"...Michael Moore's explosion." Reminds me of the scene in "The Meaning of Life." The big fat guy in the restaurant had finished his meal. The waitress offers him an after dinner mint and he initially declines. She encourages him by saying, "It's wafer thin." He accepts it, eats it and promptly explodes.
We could only hope the same for dear Michael.
We should each send him a box of chocolates to help him on his way.
Looks like a real live walking, talking Turd!
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I saw "The Meaning of Life" quite a number of years ago.
This looks familiar.
Thanx.
I'd gladly offer Moore a "wafer-thin mint".
I'll offer him a truck load if it would cause him to explode.
The sheep in question joined on 14 may 2004. Fresh DU meat to be zotted.
I am not laughing. "Fahrenheit 9/11" can do serious damage because Moore does not create documentaries, but Soviet-style propaganda, replete with lies and distortions. This is shaping up to be an ugly, ugly election year.
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