Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[MeekOneGOP]

Senator Teddy, wearing his controversial neck brace, leaves St. Vincent's
Church with his wife, Joan, after the funeral Mass for Mary Jo Kopechne.

[m87339]

I am soooo sorry for the State of California. I know I vote right, but I must take responsibility for the other socialists Californians who keep putting these fools in office and sadly, the rest of the country sees this kind of crap progressive legislation and thinks it must emulate it. When FReepers yell at us for allowing this kind of government, I must hang my head in shame since I have no rebuttal.

Please forgive me for what California has done to the country and itself.

[AQGeiger]

I'm sorry I had to see those pics of Chappy sans shirt.

I'm gonna go puke now....

[Lady Jag]

Dubya took a chance with that award to Teddy but he had no idea who he was really giving it to and it's not Dubya's fault; he tried.

[LtKerst]

I'm sorry Al Franken is a bucktoothed Moron

I'm sorry HiLIARy is the BORG Queen

I'm sorry I cant understand Ted Kennedy when he talks

I'm sorry Liberalism is a Mental Illness

I'm sorry John Kerry's MOM didnt have an Abortion

I'm sorry Theresa Heins's first Husband didnt give it all away

I'm sorry for all the impure thoughts I have for Ann Coulter

I'm sorry that Tom McClintock didn't win

I'm sorry that The Oceans haven't gone dead like Ted Danson said they would

I'm sorry that Liberals Hate America (the greatest Nation in the World.

I'm sorry that Canada exists

I'm sorry that Massachutsets is allowed to vote

I'm sorry that theres not enough Welfare and SSI for all the illegal imigrants

Except for Fox, I'm sorry I have a TV

I'm sorry that our troops havent snuffed every terrorist
dirtwad there is.

I'm sorry I just had another impure thought about Ann Coulter

I'm sorry that Tom Daschel didn't open that letter

I have to stop now

[ElectricStrawberry]

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

...and I'm deeply sorry that my fellow Taxachusetts voters keep that bloviating drunkard on TVs across this fine nation.

[Soaring Feather]

I am deeply saddened and disappointed.



Little Tommy D....

[OldFriend]

Sorry we had a dirtbag like slick willie and his america hating cronies running this country into the dirt for eight years.

[Militiaman7]

I am profoundly sorry that Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton were elected President of the United States.

I'm sorry we got rid of the Neutron Bomb and that we can't use it now.

And I also feel sorry for the idiots that think a little harassment and humiliation equals torture. That being photographed naked somehow resembles being shot in the head. And I'm not saying that those who broke military regulations shouldn't be held accountable, but that the punishment should fit the crime.

I'm also sorry that I can't get my sights on some of the filth in the arab gutter.

[Mad Dawgg]

"FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:"

I want to apologize to everyone because GATOR NAVY posted this thread:

Can We Please Stop the "It's Bush's Fault" Posts in Every Thread?

In which he posted this line: "P.S. As long as I'm b*tching about stupid and unoriginal posts, can I read a thread on Japan sometime without some idiot putting up a Godzilla pic?"

Which of course means THIS thread is now technically a JAPAN thread so I must post this:

And the Horror continues...

(Oh yeah, and it is all Bush's Fault)

[theophilusscribe]

And I'm sorry that an American President ever wasted time firing a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent in order to hit a camel in the butt.

[OldFriend]

Sorry that it was just reported that the lawyer from Oregon not only converted to islam but defended one of the Oregon 7 in a custody suit and was in the US Army.

Ouch, people like him and others who defend terrorists need to be on a watch list.....and that includes Ron Kuby who thinks Lynn Stewart is a great person.

[m87339]

YUCK. this thread is an embarrassment.

I am sorry that HOTD doesn't have a sense of humor and doesn't recognize really good satire when he/she/it sees it.

I am sorry that my post wasn't funny enough for his/her/its taste. And I am sorry that I am sorry, since sorry seems to be the hardest word.

[Mad Dawgg]

See Above post #70

[OldFriend]

I'm sorry that pictures of whales is not illegal.

[reagan_fanatic]

I'm sorry that Tom Harkin is from Iowa.

[m87339]

This is going to be a loooong one. Might get up there with this one

[Ku Commando]

I'M SO SORRY.....UNCLE ALBERT....

[Ciexyz]

I'm sorry that Te-RAY-sa Heinz Kerry won't shut her mouth.

[PsyOp]

I sorry that these poor abused Iraqis never had the opportunity to pledge at an American University where they could experience a real "hazing".