Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[onyx]

LOL!
First, I apologize for laughing because
I am deadly serious regarding what I am
about to type:

I am sorry this country has the news media it has,
it is not a free press, it is a press that plays
fast and loose to the detriment of all;

I am sorry this country has a gestapo known as the IRS;

I am sorry that the democrats would rather win elections
than the war in Iraq and the War or Terror;

I am sorry we did not seal our borders on 9-12-01;

I am sorry we cannot bomb the Islamo-fascists back
to the 7th Century they apparently love;

I am sorry the homosexuals ever came out of their
closets;

I am sorry we don't execute pedophiles, because thus far,
even God has not seen fit to cure one of them;

I am sorry this country's Constitution has been twisted
to suit the whims of Leftist justices, past and present.

I am sorry, but I want to keep the rest of my thoughts
to myself.

[m87339]

Kerrey;Mikulski;Peliso;Glendenning;KKT;Kenndey;and certian others are Catholic

Near as I can tell, JFingK ain't a Catholic by any measure other than his own -- except when he's a Presbyterian.

[Lady Jag]

Nice list!!!

[Wolfstar]

I am new and just wanted to say thanks for a bit of sanity in this insane time.

I'm sorry I can't say "welcome" today (but I will tomorrow). ;-)

[Pippin]

LOL!

Catholic by his own standards and when it suits him to be so.

[MEGoody]

"thereby raising the average IQ of both countries."

But reducing the morality quotient of France (not by much, though)

[The Wizard]

I'm sorry the photos weren't of byrd, kennedy, dashole and harkin...and the beast

[Amityschild]

I'm sorry that Oklahoma sucks too! I'm sorry for the never ending toll roads in Oklahoma, I'm sorry that Oklahomans voted for Brad Henry for heavens sake! Most of all I'm sorry I voted for Jimmy Carter!!!!

[eyespysomething]

Whoa whoa whoa, I was old enough to vote in only 2 Presidential elections by then (88 and 92) so take the blame you for Carter somewhere else, lol!!! ;-)

[Freebird Forever]

I'm sorry that both islam and liberalism exist, in any form, anywhere.

[Pippin]

Yikes!

I voted for Carter in '76

But I was young and nieve then!

forgive me for making the last years of the '70's really rotten for you. :O)

If I'd of only known the truth then I would've voted for Reagan and for GHWB and NEVER for any Dem!

[HairOfTheDog]

I am sorry I chose this thread to vent on.

[Logic n' Reason]

I'm sorry that - to date - Ann Coulter has not yet announced she's going to run against H. Clintoon whenever H. decides to make a run for it.

Now THAT'S a race I'd walk miles to see!

Wouldn't you just love to see a series of debates between the two of them!!!!!!?????

[m87339]

Except for Fox, I'm sorry I have a TV

I am NOT sorry that I only watched a few a few episodes of "Seinfeld" and never laughed once. I am also REALLY NOT SORRY that I saw episodes of "Friends" on my cross-country flights and didn;t find that one funny either and I didn't watch the stupid last episode of this totally unfunny show last night.

[Rocky]

I'm sorry that Kerry still has 42% in the polls. Can that many people still be fooled into thinking he is presidential material?

[m87339]

Whoa whoa whoa, I was old enough to vote in only 2 Presidential elections by then (88 and 92) so take the blame you for Carter somewhere else, lol!!! ;-)

Well, I am sorry that you were too young to take the blame for something that you cauld have been blamed for you could have been blamed for it -- so it is your fault but not your responsibility.

And for that I am sorry you are not sorry enough -- and I want that apology for what you didn't do but would have done if you had done it.

What a shirker!

[Wolfstar]

PS, HOTD: Bill Clinton went around the world apologizing for every real or imagined slight the United States ever committed or was accused of committing. Leftist like Clinton have made a mockery of the act of apologizing. This thread let's us do some mocking of our own.

In that vein, I'm deeply sorry about 3,000 people were slaughtered by Islamofreaks on 9/11/01. I'm deeply sorry Bill Clinton was such a monumentally negligent president that Osama bin Laden (in his own words) thought the U.S. was so weak that he could slaughter our people with impunity.

It's all about proportion, HOTH — not moral equivalency, but proportion.

[giznort]

"I'm sorry "Friends" was ever a TV show.

I'm sorry "Married... with Children" isn't anymore."

You and me both!

[m87339]

But I was young and nieve then!

If you had only been nivea:

[Wolfstar]

I am sorry this country has a gestapo known as the IRS...

Wow, do I EVER second that!