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Caption Kerry on a Bike!
New York Times ^ | 5.3.2004

Posted on 05/02/2004 8:54:56 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; captionthis; johneffingkerry; kerry; lycrafag
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1 posted on 05/02/2004 8:54:57 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Wasn't he on a blue bike the other day?
2 posted on 05/02/2004 8:58:05 PM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"I never fall off my bike. Get outta my way! Effing Secret Service."
3 posted on 05/02/2004 8:58:55 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Lance Hamstrung
4 posted on 05/02/2004 9:00:01 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I'm not even gonna try to caption, but I just have to say this...

I thought the surfing one couldn't be topped...

Then I thought the skiing one couldn't be topped...

But this one, I just have to say it...

Could this man possibly look any gayer?

5 posted on 05/02/2004 9:00:01 PM PDT by TheBigB ("Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Not another ticket for riding on the pavement
6 posted on 05/02/2004 9:00:06 PM PDT by spokeshave (It is, as it was)
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To: TheBigB
Could this man possibly look any gayer?

I dunno...you tell me...


7 posted on 05/02/2004 9:01:46 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Look at that chin....spittin image of his bicycle seat.

I'm not kiddin...this guy may be a fruit loop..

8 posted on 05/02/2004 9:01:59 PM PDT by Archie Bunker on steroids (John Fin Kerry ...picking up where Jane Fonda left off)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
The back of his shirt says, "My other vehicle is my familys SUV"
9 posted on 05/02/2004 9:02:54 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

FROG rides a bike.


10 posted on 05/02/2004 9:02:56 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (I'll only vote for a candidate who is comforable with JEANS, a COWBOY HAT and a RIFLE!)
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To: texasflower
Wasn't he on a blue bike the other day?

That was his family's bike.

11 posted on 05/02/2004 9:03:12 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Clinton, advised by Dick Clarke, did nothing. - Ann Coulter 4/1/04, How 9-11 Happened)
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To: texasflower
"Wasn't he on a blue bike the other day?"

He's color coordinated now in fiery oranges and yellows. Those are warm colors, perfect for combatting the perception that he's not as amiable as George Bush.

Isn't politics fun?

12 posted on 05/02/2004 9:03:23 PM PDT by Reactionary
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To: OrioleFan
Kerry actually did have a spill on his bike:

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/president/kerry/articles/2004/05/02/kerry_uninjured_in_fall_from_bicycle?mode=PF

13 posted on 05/02/2004 9:03:53 PM PDT by need_a_screen_name
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Bicycle - $7000

Helmet - $400

Another photo op in which John Kerry looks like a complete and utter dork - PRICELESS!

15 posted on 05/02/2004 9:04:42 PM PDT by commish
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To: I'm ALL Right!
GREAT TOON

16 posted on 05/02/2004 9:05:19 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2002 - The Best Get Better)
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To: texasflower
Wasn't he on a blue bike the other day?

Yea .. but that one didn't match the shirt he had on

So is this the bike that cost $5,000. or was that the blue bike?

17 posted on 05/02/2004 9:05:21 PM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
KERRY: "Brightly colored clothing allows motorists and news reporters to pick me out against the drab urban background!"

TRUCKER: "Heh heh heh. Kerry's brightly colored clothing makes him easy to spot against the drab urban background."

VRMMMMMMMMMM!!!
18 posted on 05/02/2004 9:06:32 PM PDT by explodingspleen (When life gets complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.)
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To: need_a_screen_name
Wow! Interesting article. I didn't know.
19 posted on 05/02/2004 9:06:44 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: I'm ALL Right!

20 posted on 05/02/2004 9:09:21 PM PDT by Salamander
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