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DFU SONG: I'm Not Lisa (Kerry sings -- they're not medals)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/26/2004 8:23:49 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - I'M NOT LISA

They are ribbons...don't call them medals
See this magnet...it won't work
Both Ross and Gibson...set up an ambush
They had made me look like a jerk

Will you let me explain...no, I am not insane
My explanation...will not be deceitful

You saw on video...something from long ago
The RNC...is employing Registered...Registered
He's been messing with the film you saw...a quid pro quo

They are ribbons...don't call them medals
See this magnet...it won't work
Both Ross and Gibson...set up an ambush
They had made me look like a jerk

They're not medals


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clintonesque; kerry; liar; medals; ribbons; scumbag; vietnam

1 posted on 04/26/2004 8:23:51 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
LOL!

Did he make a fool of himself or what?

Major meltdown and with a liberal media member to boot! We can't ask for more than this!
2 posted on 04/26/2004 8:27:16 PM PDT by ladyinred (Kerry has more flip flops than Waikiki Beach)
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To: doug from upland
Let's see now we had SUVGATE,IRSGATE,and now MEDALGATE. Good times just keep on coming.
3 posted on 04/26/2004 8:31:49 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: doug from upland
Awwww, Doug! Shame on you. That was one of my all time favorite songs. Now it'll never be the same for me.
4 posted on 04/26/2004 8:31:54 PM PDT by RedsHunter ((<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure))
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To: doug from upland
Great job, Doug, as usual.

See this magnet...it won't work

Classic line. LOL!

5 posted on 04/26/2004 8:32:19 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: RedsHunter
Well, then you're not going to like this. I've done the song several times. Go to the SEARCH ENGINE, choose Archive, match all words, order by post time, and type in --- song lisa.

Any other favorites? :)

6 posted on 04/26/2004 8:36:06 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Thanks. That was my favorite line, too.
7 posted on 04/26/2004 8:36:55 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: All
Wash Post archives about the medals --- CLICK.
8 posted on 04/26/2004 9:38:55 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
BTTT
9 posted on 04/26/2004 9:45:30 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Pinging the song list. If anyone else wants on it, let me know.
10 posted on 04/27/2004 7:47:57 AM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: ladyinred
A fool is being too kind to him. It was full blown meltdown.
11 posted on 04/27/2004 7:51:16 AM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
They had made me look like a jerk

Now that's what I call prose.

12 posted on 04/27/2004 7:51:47 AM PDT by freedomson (Baruch Habba B'Shem Adonai)
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To: doug from upland
Well, then you're not going to like this. I've done the song several times. Go to the SEARCH ENGINE, choose Archive, match all words, order by post time, and type in --- song lisa.

Hahahahaaaa!! Yup, I've noticed that you've used it before over the years. I was just funnin' ya anyway ... mostly.

13 posted on 04/27/2004 3:37:01 PM PDT by RedsHunter ((<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure))
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