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Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"
The MudTower
| 26 April 2004
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 04/26/2004 7:38:19 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!
(More guitar jammin')
Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!
Mudboy Slim
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Japan; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; United Kingdom; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: black; blackthread; coward; flamer; hanoijohn; kerry; purpleweenie; quitter
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To: iceskater
"Kobe is on 11th I think" I think it's 13th...Tobacco Company is at 12th and Cary...MUD
441
posted on
05/12/2004 6:58:27 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
You're probably right. I just know where it is, not the address. LOL
442
posted on
05/12/2004 7:01:51 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: AdSimp; GottaLuvAkitas1; iceskater
Ditto that. I got through the first 200 or so and then I got tired of trying to slog through all the extaneous stuff. So, can you summarize the working theory? Thanks!!Yeah you two. I was trying to compile this, but it got to be overwhelming. If you could post a summarization I can get it on the air if you like.
443
posted on
05/12/2004 7:26:54 AM PDT
by
P8riot
(A gun is merely a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a ...)
To: iceskater; xyz123; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; GeorgeW23225; ...
I don't care where we go next time, as long as I can open carry there. I feel naked in dowtown Richmond without a gun. OK so I'm paranoid.
444
posted on
05/12/2004 7:37:00 AM PDT
by
P8riot
(A gun is merely a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a ...)
To: iceskater; sultan88; jla; FBD; ForGod'sSake; Landru; MeekOneGOP
"Power: Bring It!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)
445
posted on
05/12/2004 7:53:20 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
I have room on my bumper since jla keeps fergittin' my Bush stickers.Sultan, you keep on forgetting that I also have a Bush/Cheney '04 car flag for you too.
I hope you get it, along w/the bumper stickers, in time to proudly display before November 2nd.
446
posted on
05/12/2004 7:54:49 AM PDT
by
jla
To: P8riot
"I feel naked in downtown Richmond without a gun..." Stick close to me then, my FRiend...them Richmond locals are my peeps...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
447
posted on
05/12/2004 7:54:59 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: jla
"I hope you get it, along w/the bumper stickers, in time to proudly display before November 2nd." Kinda tough to do when yer always missin' the RTMs...MUD
448
posted on
05/12/2004 7:56:07 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
How are you guys this fine stinking morning?
To: Mudboy Slim
Don't know where you went to school, but
two (2) does not equal
"always".
450
posted on
05/12/2004 8:02:08 AM PDT
by
jla
To: GottaLuvAkitas1
Doing wonderful...looking forward to getting out fer an extended lunch. Gotta go meet with my contractor regarding some fire damage at one of the Church Hill houses we're renovating.
FReegards...MUD
451
posted on
05/12/2004 8:02:46 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: jla
That's two in a row...the group keeps getting bigger, but some folks think jla's a figment of my imagination.
FReegards...MUD
452
posted on
05/12/2004 8:04:03 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
To: GottaLuvAkitas1
I know some great renovations contractor who can do jobs big and small...let me know.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...if you need a historic renovations architect, I'm yer man.
454
posted on
05/12/2004 8:10:23 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Landru; sultan88; cherry_bomb88; jla; FBD; Happygal; Black Jade; blackie; dead
"FReep Cred" equals street cred on the information superhighway...all Celebrity Judges have FReep Cred!!
LOL...MUD
455
posted on
05/12/2004 8:17:51 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Corin Stormhands; GeorgeW23225; GottaLuvAkitas1
I am slow today. It just registered in my consciousness that Gov.Warner was on the list of 17 who got the memo about the alleged prisoner abuse. What the heck is that all about????? Why would a state governor get that information?
456
posted on
05/12/2004 8:20:59 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: Mudboy Slim
You were lucky. And kudos to the Richmond FD.
457
posted on
05/12/2004 8:22:01 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: Mudboy Slim
Can you make time go backwards?
My youngest daughter just got suspended for 3 days! Lindsey has never even been called down by a teacher in her life; she has never been in trouble for anything in her life for that matter.
Yesterday she called a friend and asked her to bring a cig to school. Someone told a teacher she had one in her locker and now I will enjoy her company for 3 days. Lindsey said she wanted to seem cool to other kids!!
I smoke and she could have gotton one here if she really wanted to risk stealing one, but no she asked a girl to bring one to school. My little "angel" isn't so bright, huh!? LOL
PLEASE GO BACK AND FIX THIS before she gets home and I get my hands on her.
To: iceskater
I can't figure that one out. When I first heard it I thought John Warner, which would make more sense...and of course, be just about as effective...
459
posted on
05/12/2004 8:24:39 AM PDT
by
Corin Stormhands
(To be willing to march into Hell, Boston and Chappauqua for a heavenly cause...)
To: Cyber-Band
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Regards...MUD
460
posted on
05/12/2004 8:25:58 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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