Black XXVI: "Hanoi John!!"

The MudTower | 26 April 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy OldDominion FReepers!!

Great news of an always hilarious annual FReep in the Nation's Capital!!

"DeeCee FReepers to Protest White House Correspondents Association Dinner on May 1 !!"

When: Saturday, May 1, 4 p.m. to 8: 30 p.m.

What: The D.C. Chapter's Sixth Annual Freep of the White House Correspondents Association Dinner.

Location: Outside the Washington Hilton, Connecticut Avenue and T Street, N.W., Washington, D.C.

Our most fun protest every year. This is your chance to tell the mainstream media to their faces what you think about their biased reporting. You'll also be able to meet and thank those reporters who do their job like it should be done.

FReegards...MUD

[COBOL2Java]

Sounds like fun! I'll be looking out for the group that's having a good time!

[Mudboy Slim]

You can't miss US...LOL!! Look forward to making yer acquaintance, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey George, are ya gonna be able to make it to Saturday night's FReep in DeeCee?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReeper FRom Virginny!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee")

FReepers smoked marijuana at Virginia...
We don't like threats to Liberty!!
You won't go burnin' OUR flag down on my street...
We like livin' Right, bein' FRee!!

An' we don't call our Prez'dent a "Big Dummy!!"
We like takin' stands an' whuppin' fools!!
We don't really care if you ain't fancy...
But we'd appreciate if yer not a Clinton TOOL!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia...
A place where history records Left's fall.
We salute ol' glory down at the Ballpark...
An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's fav'rite thrill of all.

My redneck roots disguises my guile and prescient wisdom...
FReepin' in my sandals 'cuz I'm FRee!!
Football is still just second-best each Sunday...
And our kids, they all go where good teachers TEACH!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper from Virginia!!
A place where Liberty is really "ALL"!!
We salute Ol' Glory, down at the Ballpark!!
Yes, we're fightin' 'til all the Planet's FRee!!

An' cold Icehouse's still MUD's biggest vice of all...
In Ol' Richmond, Virginny, USA!!!
(Eeeeeeeee)

Mudboy Slim

[nopardons]

Well...at least I know that melody.LOL

[sultan88]

I am back. Surgery seems to be a success. Lots of pain, though.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good...and I've got two more Haggard tunes in the works...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Good to hear yer out...reckon yer probably not gonna be up fer FReepin' up in DeeCee this weekend, eh?! Glad to have you back on Black, though.

"Get Well" FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Fightin' Side Of Me: Merle Haggard.

I hear people talkin' bad,
About the way we have to live here in this country,
Harpin' on the wars we fight,
An' gripin' 'bout the way things oughta be.
An' I don't mind 'em switchin' sides,
An' standin' up for things they believe in.
When they're runnin' down my country, man,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

I read about some squirrely guy,
Who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
An' I wonder just how long,
The rest of us can count on bein' free.
They love our milk an' honey,
But they preach about some other way of livin'.
When they're runnin' down my country, hoss,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Pre...MUD

[iceskater]

I'm glad you're back and the surgery went well.
I hope the pain will resolve itself soon.

We've got an RTM coming up and we'll miss you if you aren't there!! :)

[Landru]

"I am back. Surgery seems to be a success."

Now there's some good news for a change.

"Lots of pain, though."

They didn't give you anything to knock that back until you're beyond the initial healing stage, huh.
Go figure.

Just gotta stiffin your upper lip & bear it.
The pain sure can't last forever, right?
Next time take your surgical needs to one of those "Pain Free" dentists I keep hearing about. :o)

Good to see you're back, kiddo.

...even if I must now go. :^)

[Flora McDonald]

Thanks for letting us know. I was just getting ready to freepmail Mud to see if he had heard anything from you.

Here's hoping the pain passes soon and we'll keep up the prayers to that effect.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lots of pain, though."

"They didn't give you anything to knock that back..."

I don't believe THAT fer a second...the Sultan's probably on the GOOD STUFF right now. Hope he don't start likin' it as much as El Rushbo...heh heh heh.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I must now go. :^)"

Whatcha scair't of, Ol' Man?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"SOLDIERS LAST LETTER"
by Merle Haggard

I'm writing this down in a trench mom
Don't scold if it isn't so neat
The way that you did, when I was a kid
When I'd come home with mud on my feet

The captain just gave us our orders
And mom we must carry them through
I'll finish this letter the first chance I get
But for now I'll just say I love you

Then the mothers old hands began to tremble
And she fought back the tears in her eyes
But they came unashamed,for there was no blame
And she knew that her soldier had died

Then the mother knelt down by her bedside
And she prayed Lord above hear my plea
Please protect all the boys who are fighting tonight
And dear God keep America free

Pre...MUD

[sultan88]

"FReeper FRom Virginny!!"

Good One!

[sultan88]

Morning - I'm Back. Taking Percosed (sp?) for the pain.

[sultan88]

"We've got an RTM coming up and we'll miss you if you aren't there.."

Color me doubtful for this one. :(