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FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, APRIL 23, 2004
Beachn4fun, my "VOICES", "kitty-katz", Linda, the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 04/22/2004 8:24:32 PM PDT by tomkow6

Edited on 06/26/2004 11:33:49 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

 

 

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Welcome to
Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Today's Camp is a SPECIAL edition!
It seems that the Canteen Animal Shelter is bursting at its seams!

We have a very assorted & ,umm, different pets available for
ADOPTION!

If you promise to love & care for these warm, wonderful pets (plus a nominal fee),
YOU can take one or two of out UNIQUE pets home with you!
(please see MoJo about the fees, paperwork, pledge, & the no-return policy)

And now, our Adopt-A-Pet Parade!

 


Mr. Minx-
Nice kitty. Would make a nice watch-cat. Don’t be alarmed at him showing his tongue. He just ate the last cat-burglar.


Whinney-
Both parents have papers. However, due to some legal mumbo-jumbo, Whinney was only given a half-point. So he breed is known as Half Pointer. Needs TLC.


Zack the Zebra-
Friendly. Eats hay. Loves to ride in the car. (Does have bad breath)


Linda–
Lovable gorilla. Likes other animals. Good guard gorilla. No one will bother your home or family with Linda on watch. She likes to sleep upside-down so interested party must have large room with tall ceilings.  Big party animal!


Hondo–
Housebroken dog. Loves people. Trains easily. Bad habit. He’s in your face all the time.


Ma the Moose-
Nice, friendly animal. Very clean. Loves taking a dip. Potential owner must have very large pool or live near the water.


Harriet the Hippo-
Fun loving. Calm. Likes to sun bath. (No matter how many times she asks you, DO NOT tell her she is fat!)


Wanda-
Warthog breed. Authentic “Tits on a Warthog” breed. Has papers.


Rhinny-
Rhino breed. Potential owner must have no fear!


Gander, Goosy, Gimpy-
Must take all three. Good for eating bugs in your garden. Don’t know what sex they are so you might get little ones as an added bonus.


Armyguy-
Very handsome! Neutered. Outdoors cat. (Warning: must keep him away from liquor and smokes)


Boris the Bat-
All black. Good night hunter. Sleeps during the day. P.S.: If you are interested in adopting Boris, please check with Radu first as he could be a relative of hers.


Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shimp-
Anyone willing to adopt all four need apply. They are a really funny quad. Nuk…Nuk…Nuk!!


Big Red-
Mother to Larry, Moe, Curly and Shimp. But she has thrown them out of the nest so she can be adopted alone.


Mandy and baby-
Breed: Manatee. Cannot be separated, must take both. Potential owner must have a large pool or lake nearby. 


Hawse-
Horse-hawk breed from the Isle of Hawksh. Makes a great pet. Easy to maintain. Keep him on a pedestal and feed him a little hay.


Hooty-
Cat-bird breed from the Isle of Catzilvania. A real deal. A very wise cat. And, he is a hoot.


Ari-
Used to be a model. Laid off due to advancing wrinkles. Please do no confuse her with Ari of the Planet of the Apes. No relation.


Eyegor-
Seegull breed from the Isle of Eyez. New owner will be amazed at how observant he is.


Deerbirt-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. We have no clue how this happened.


Blackie-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty.


Crowder-
Deer-bird breed. Don’t ask. See explanation under Deebirt.


Ghorsilla-
Very rare Horse-gorilla breed. No papers exists for this breed. Owner will have to seek to obtain papers for this unique breed.  Must take both mother and baby. Baby nurses from mother until it is five years old. It is now approximately 9 mos.


Cagle-
Another cat-bird mix from Catzilvania. For those of you who may have been disappointed at not getting Hooty or Blackie.


Homer-
A good bird dog. Lab-gull mix. Again, don’t ask. We have no idea how this happened. Loves water. New owner can’t go wrong with a gull that can point.


Squirrely-
A cat-squirrel breed from God-knows-where. From Catzilvania, maybe?  Dropped off without papers. But will do anything for peanuts.


Bethy the Bear-
Another unknown breed. No papers. Eats cheaply. Just fish.


Dougy the Two-faced Duck-
Dog-duck breed. From the Isle of Dog. New owner would be very fortunate since two beaks are better than one.


Chip-
Chipmunk-tiger breed. Has papers. Don’t’ be alarmed by his appearance. His roar is worst than his bite. Vegetarian.


Bubba-
Another good bird dog, best suited for water fowl. Unknown duck breed. Cute though. Takes like a duck to water.


MoJo-
Unknown Lion-bird breed. Meat-eater. Potential owner should have whip and chair.


SouthernHawk-
Gopher-Hawk breed. Found mainly on farmland. Has very keen eyesight. Potential owner should not have a garden.


La Diva Lady-
Squirrel-fox breed. Very common. Loves nuts. But can have a tendency to act in a very sly manner.


Ellie-
An elephant bird. Found in Africa. Flew in one day and won’t leave. New owner may have trouble keeping it in one place.


Radmix-
Unknown gorilla breed. No papers. Elderly, but affectionate. Must keep horns filed down if allowed to hug/squeeze you. Likes waffles!

(fees collected will be donated to the School for Wayward Burka-Boys)

 



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To: mylife
awww Jeeez! I didnt ask you to call her!

I saw that.

1,041 posted on 04/23/2004 10:04:31 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Become a monthly donor to Free Republic)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
that remininds me of "happy boy" by the beat farmers. LOL
1,042 posted on 04/23/2004 10:04:44 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: LisaMalia; bentfeather
Yes! Mojo is the Big Boss. She knows everything!!

She taught me everything I know here.

1,043 posted on 04/23/2004 10:04:48 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: All

~Tina Turner~Simply the Best~

1,044 posted on 04/23/2004 10:05:10 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: Brad's Gramma
Hi Gammy! "blush" ;^)
1,045 posted on 04/23/2004 10:05:33 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Brad's Gramma
LOL Hi Gramma!
1,046 posted on 04/23/2004 10:05:51 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: Long Cut
LOL exciting work LC!!
1,047 posted on 04/23/2004 10:07:03 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: Brad's Gramma; mylife
Don't let the Gramma fool ya! We're only up to 1000+ because she has 537 FReepnames and often comes here in disguise. ;)
1,048 posted on 04/23/2004 10:07:10 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: Brad's Gramma
LOL! Gawd I asked her to spare me! Dang you Fawnn! LOL
1,049 posted on 04/23/2004 10:07:17 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: bentfeather
So whatcha think, Feather? Personally, I think it's okay. I value you opinion.
1,050 posted on 04/23/2004 10:07:50 PM PDT by Long Cut ("Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!"...Wyatt Earp, in Tombstone)
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To: Long Cut; bentfeather
Well, glad you cleared that one up.

I thought she was saying you got hit in the gut...or something...
1,051 posted on 04/23/2004 10:08:51 PM PDT by HiJinx (Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God's good Grace. Come home when you're done. We'll be here.)
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Winona's big brown beaver

Primus

 


1,052 posted on 04/23/2004 10:09:23 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: Long Cut

Long Cut!!! #1050!!!

1,053 posted on 04/23/2004 10:09:54 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

Jim Croce

 


1,054 posted on 04/23/2004 10:09:55 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: HiJinx
LOL was it hard to follow?? Crusty old fighter got hit in the lower abdomen.
1,055 posted on 04/23/2004 10:10:38 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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To: All
We'll try this again....

http://64.4.46.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=79490e72dcad3cb01502d872714b608d&lat=1082783305&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2earmedforcestribute%2ecom%2f

MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP OUR TROOPS.
1,056 posted on 04/23/2004 10:11:34 PM PDT by Howie66 ("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.")
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To: bentfeather
Think I should continue? Not that I won't, but like I said, I value your input.

I find great pleasure in writing. I'd finish it even if it were un-publishable. It's just a fun story to me.

1,057 posted on 04/23/2004 10:11:40 PM PDT by Long Cut ("Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!"...Wyatt Earp, in Tombstone)
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To: bentfeather; Long Cut
I was teasing...I knew what was going on...I just thought it was amusing that LC felt he had to explain it!!
1,058 posted on 04/23/2004 10:12:30 PM PDT by HiJinx (Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God's good Grace. Come home when you're done. We'll be here.)
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To: Fawnn
Wow, did I get that? Well, as a lot of good men have said...I"LL DRINK TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1,059 posted on 04/23/2004 10:13:23 PM PDT by Long Cut ("Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!"...Wyatt Earp, in Tombstone)
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To: MoJo2001; HiJinx; All

MoJo's favourite tune!! Wolly Bully

1,060 posted on 04/23/2004 10:15:03 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
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