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John Kerry, This Is Your Wife
Wall Street Journal, Opinion Journal ^ | April 16, 2004 | Unknown

Posted on 04/16/2004 8:47:11 PM PDT by holyscroller

The Boston Globe has an article about Teresa Heinz Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee for first lady, which describes her as Mr. Heinz Kerry's "secret weapon." It contains this impressive bit of investigative reporting:

True, she is one of the richest women in America, wears suede Chanel boots, and speaks five languages. But she is also comfortable enough--and has distinct professional interests she will continue to pursue if her husband makes it to the White House--to move from her high station in life and commiserate with the young and old, black and white, rich and poor.

Incidentally, we'd like to clarify the pronunciation of Mrs. Heinz Kerry's name, which has been the source of some confusion. Americans usually pronounce "Teresa" teh-REE-seh, but she favors the more European-sounding teh-RAY-zeh.

In case you have trouble with this, just remember that her husband wants teh-RAY-zeh your taxes.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: boocoomoolah; heinzcatsup; kerry; megabucks; tereeeeesa; teresaheinz; terraysuh
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Ain't it the truth! This babe is going to be a hoot to watch. She acts like she can't stand to have him touch her, and puts him down in public like he was an absolute dunce. (Which he is).
1 posted on 04/16/2004 8:47:12 PM PDT by holyscroller
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See, they're all wearing flip-flops!
2 posted on 04/16/2004 8:50:32 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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Secret Weapon can malfunction too...
3 posted on 04/16/2004 9:08:42 PM PDT by traumer
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Thanks Teresa, but no thanks...we're happy with the First Lady we have right now.

4 posted on 04/16/2004 9:09:11 PM PDT by jla
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For some reason she looks like a gnome! Her head looks too big for her body in this pic.
5 posted on 04/16/2004 9:09:40 PM PDT by LADY J
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Terry is the Dems' Martha Mitchell! I can'yt wait to see her make some howling bloopers. :-)
6 posted on 04/16/2004 9:11:59 PM PDT by nopardons
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cany't = can't
7 posted on 04/16/2004 9:12:54 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: RonDog; hole_n_one
Ron: See post #2


8 posted on 04/16/2004 9:14:24 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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Sandra Bullock can play her in a movie.

In ABOUT 20 YEARS!

9 posted on 04/16/2004 9:17:13 PM PDT by JOE6PAK ("The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein)
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Clearly, this "lady" has some issues.
10 posted on 04/16/2004 9:20:51 PM PDT by ServesURight (FReecerely Yours,)
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If you really want to see how out of touch this "lady" is, check out this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1118669/posts
11 posted on 04/16/2004 9:24:43 PM PDT by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W."Billy" Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: hole_n_one
Corrected link to This is Your Wife
12 posted on 04/16/2004 9:32:17 PM PDT by jwalburg (Mr. Kerry, why did you remain in VVAW after the assassination plot meeting?)
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But she is also comfortable enough--and has distinct professional interests she will continue to pursue if her husband makes it to the White House--to move from her high station in life and commiserate with the young and old, black and white, rich and poor.

God help us.

13 posted on 04/16/2004 10:22:26 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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Sandra Bullock can play her in a movie.


In ABOUT 20 YEARS!


Why'd you have to go and say that?!! I'll never be able to look a Sandra the same again....
14 posted on 04/16/2004 10:38:47 PM PDT by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
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15 posted on 04/16/2004 10:51:39 PM PDT by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY 2004 - THE BEST GET BETTER)
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Theresa could be an asset to this election; just not for Kerry.
16 posted on 04/16/2004 10:53:24 PM PDT by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Let's turn Iraqi sand into some useful glass!)
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Ugh....she makes me ashamed to be a Pittsburgher......
17 posted on 04/16/2004 10:53:46 PM PDT by musical_airman (Annoy a liberal- work hard and be happy!)
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Scary!!! I didn't know Kerry was married to a drag queen. I am sorry but she sort of looks like a man with a wig.
18 posted on 04/16/2004 11:08:24 PM PDT by boycott
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I'll bet when America gets to know her they'll find out that she is not only "weird' but a real witch; or a word that rhymes with the latter.
19 posted on 04/17/2004 12:00:39 AM PDT by no dems
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"Sandra Bullock can play her in a movie."

How about Jill Clayburgh?


20 posted on 04/17/2004 2:52:05 AM PDT by Bonaparte
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