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Starsky and Putsch: Why Americans Don't get Europe [Mark Steyn]
National review via Steyn Online ^ | April 15, 2004 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 04/15/2004 4:25:20 PM PDT by NovemberCharlie

Americans don't get Europe. On the day of the Madrid massacre, I received a ton of e-mails from US readers along the lines of: "3/11 is Europe's 9/11. Even the French will be in." Friends told me, "The Europeans get it now." Doughty warriors of the blogosphere posted the Spanish flag on their home pages in solidarity with our loyal allies in the war against terrorism. John Ellis, a savvy guy with a smart website, declared that "Every member state of the EU understands that Madrid is Rome is Berlin is Amsterdam is Paris is London is New York."

All wrong. Within 72 hours of the carnage, Spanish voters sent a tough message to the terrorists: We apologize for catching your eye. Whether or not Madrid is Rome and Berlin and Amsterdam and Paris, it certainly isn't New York. Is it London? Hard to say. I do know if I happen to be in the United Kingdom a week before the next election I shall take sensible safety precautions and avoid using public transit.

One reason why Madrid isn't New York can be found by taking a trip to the multiplex to see the new Starsky & Hutch movie, based on the old Seventies cop show. Don't worry, you won't have to sit through the whole thing. You can leave after ten minutes and go to some dreary Miramax thing with Nicole Kidman valiantly spending four hours in make-up each morning to look wan and sallow. But my point is a simple one. Starsky & Hutch is one of a zillion Seventies retreads around these days. They're all the same: S&H opens with Barry Manilow, but it could as easily have been the Starland Vocal Band or the Partridge Family or the Village People. And after the song come the cheesecloth shirt jokes and the flyaway collar jokes, and afros and discos and Tab.

That's the difference. If you're American, the Seventies mean tank-tops, Charlie's Angels  and Jimmy Carter. If you're Mediterranean, the Seventies mean Franco, Salazar and the Colonels. Not so funny. In Madrid and much of the rest of Europe, the day before yesterday means dictatorship. The men and women who run Spain today grew up under Franco; they were young adults when King Juan Carlos stood firm against a coup determined to overthrow the country's new democracy. For many Spaniards, the desire to reach an accommodation with the forces of history is natural - indeed, the default mode.

So, three days after their fellow citizens got blown up, they shrugged to the Islamists, "You're right. We'd rather sit this one out. Go blow up the Anglo-Saxons." "Don't mention the war," John Cleese instructed Manuel the Spanish waiter in "Fawlty Towers". Manuel has no intention of mentioning the war, and if the British are foolish enough to keep doing so they can take it up with al-Qa'eda themselves.

Just over a year ago, in one of those wretched Security Council performances before the Gulf War, the French Foreign Minister, Dominique de Villepin, turned to Colin Powell and offered the umpteenth variation of the familiar argument that, if we Europeans are resistant to ze idea of war, it is because we have seen so much of ze horrors of ze war. The reality is the other way round: the reason they've seen so much of the horrors of war is because they're so resistant to the idea of it - until it's too late and conflagration is all that's left.

If one had to cast the great Continental fatalistic shrug in a less jaded light, one would do it this way: the Second Republics and Third Empires, Fascists and Communists and European Unions come and go; they're mere political forces. The ancient buildings, the old vineyards, the big stinky unpasteurised cheese your village has made for centuries and which the wimps at that Yankee Federal agency responsible for regulating all the taste out of American food won't even let into the country: this is the essence of a man's identity; the political fashions of the day come and go, but underneath you endure. By contrast, an American's sense of himself as an American is much more explicitly political - it's about First and Second Amendments, or, according to taste, a "woman's right to choose". The United States is a political project in a way that Spain - imperial, Fascist, monarchist, republican, pacifist, Euro-federalist, your-ideology-here-ist - isn't.

They're right in a way. For most Communist or Nazi foot-soldiers, the label was a flag of convenience. But that's not true of the jihadi. And the tragedy for the Continent is that this time it's their core identity that's at stake. If you think that Spanish election result is a disgrace, look down the road two or three years, to the next election cycle, in France, Belgium, the Netherlands. In the US, psephologists speculate on the impact of Ralph Nader's two or three per cent. Think about an election where 20% of the voters are a culturally unassimilated Muslim bloc. If Washington has a hard time getting any useful contribution to the war from Europe now, you do the math five years hence. The incompatible buddy-cop routine works in Starsky & Hutch, but America and Europe have stretched the formula way beyond breaking point. It can't be put back together.


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KEYWORDS: 11march; europe; marksteyn; marksteynlist; steyn
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To: NovemberCharlie
I dunno, I feel like we're losing our country to the same forces.

If things get real bad and Texas secedes, I'll be in the Lone Star Republic ASAP.
21 posted on 04/15/2004 5:18:00 PM PDT by adam_az (Call your state Republican party office and VOLUNTEER FOR A CAMPAIGN!!!)
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To: NovemberCharlie
Wonder what the french are going to do when the Islamists reach the majority and outlaw wine?
22 posted on 04/15/2004 5:20:33 PM PDT by McGavin999 (Evil thrives when good men do nothing.)
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To: NovemberCharlie
He's right about their cynicsm --- 'commuinists, fascists come and go but my neighborhood and my village has survived them all, back to the Romans'.

But the flood of Muslims is different in kind. Instead of a new political ideology sweeping the land, it's a new people, entirely, uprooting the village and the neighborhood itself.

It ain't just a new ideology. It's a replacement population and a replacement culture.

23 posted on 04/15/2004 5:28:37 PM PDT by squarebarb ("You gotta learn to street-fight with these vermin." --- Michael Savage)
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To: McGavin999
I think my first post on freerepublic was about a French Mayor who was in a row with some muslim store owners who refused to sell wine in the local grocery shop.

He was a socialist, but became livid when they took away his wine :-)
24 posted on 04/15/2004 5:57:32 PM PDT by Eurotwit
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To: McGavin999
Wonder what the french are going to do when the Islamists reach the majority and outlaw wine?

Nothing. The French will rebel only when, as and if the Islamists outlaw smelly cheese.

25 posted on 04/15/2004 6:03:16 PM PDT by okie01 (www.ArmorforCongress.com...because Congress isn't for the morally halt and the mentally lame.)
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To: EternalHope
Yes, sadly he is.

L

26 posted on 04/15/2004 6:43:23 PM PDT by Lurker ("Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite"-Robert Heinlein)
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To: axel f
You ain't the only one!

That was one fine woman.

Semper Fi,
27 posted on 04/15/2004 7:44:59 PM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (Sniper: "One shot, one kill". Machinegunner: "One shot, one kill...again, & again & again".)
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To: NovemberCharlie
Thanks for a complete Steyn!
28 posted on 04/15/2004 8:22:24 PM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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To: You Dirty Rats
I was a teenager back then and somewhat odd -- I liked Kate Jackson (the smart one).

You weren't the only one...

29 posted on 04/15/2004 8:35:36 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: squarebarb
He's right about their cynicsm --- 'commuinists, fascists come and go but my neighborhood and my village has survived them all, back to the Romans'.

I had discussions with a European acquaintance (permanently living in the US) during the Clinton fiasco(s), and she couldn't understand why any of it bothered me. She just shrugged and said, "all politicians are corrupt, nothing can be done about it". She wasn't too pleased when I pointed out that with that attitude, it's no wonder they feel free to keep being corrupt.

30 posted on 04/15/2004 8:42:47 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: SJackson
The United States is a political project in a way that Spain - imperial, Fascist, monarchist, republican, pacifist, Euro-federalist, your-ideology-here-ist - isn't.


"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy."
John Updike


31 posted on 04/15/2004 9:22:02 PM PDT by Valin (Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat)
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To: The KG9 Kid
Thanks for the lexicon entry. That's a word I'd never heard of, and I read A LOT.
32 posted on 04/16/2004 5:16:02 AM PDT by Remole
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To: 2nd Bn, 11th Mar
She still is! And she's conservative.
33 posted on 04/16/2004 6:17:10 AM PDT by axel f
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To: You Dirty Rats
"I liked Kate Jackson (the smart one)."

Does that mean you also prefer Velma to Daphne? (Scooby-Doo)

34 posted on 04/16/2004 6:24:46 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: BlueLancer
I'm not a Scooby-Doo fan, so I wouldn't know. I did prefer Ginger to Mary-Ann. And, of course, I WAY prefer Laura to Hillary.
35 posted on 04/16/2004 7:26:47 AM PDT by You Dirty Rats (WE WILL WIN WITH W - Isara)
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To: You Dirty Rats
"I did prefer Ginger to Mary-Ann."

BZZZZ... wrong answer .

36 posted on 04/16/2004 9:13:33 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: NovemberCharlie
Thanks for posting this! I adore Steyn, and especially like this line:

By contrast, an American's sense of himself as an American is much more explicitly political - it's about First and Second Amendments, or, according to taste, a "woman's right to choose". The United States is a political project in a way that Spain - imperial, Fascist, monarchist, republican, pacifist, Euro-federalist, your-ideology-here-ist - isn't.

37 posted on 04/16/2004 10:42:56 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Having Gorelick on the 9-11 Commission is like having Shrillary investigate what causes Arkancide.)
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To: NovemberCharlie
the impact of Ralph Nader's two or three per cent. Think about an election where 20% of the voters are a culturally unassimilated Muslim bloc.

All of the "American" terrorists have been registered democrats...the ones in Syracuse and Washington state. For those of us who gloat over the Nader 3%, it's a scary thought...

38 posted on 04/16/2004 12:35:37 PM PDT by Dutchgirl
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