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If this isn't comedy, I don't know what is...
1 posted on 04/13/2004 9:53:38 AM PDT by Il Duce
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To: Il Duce
I don't know why a man can be charged for the actions of a drunk tractor.
2 posted on 04/13/2004 9:57:55 AM PDT by Preachin'
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Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.
3 posted on 04/13/2004 9:59:13 AM PDT by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: Il Duce
Was it a John Deere?
4 posted on 04/13/2004 10:00:13 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Il Duce
"All right, who took the restrictor plate off the tractor ?"
6 posted on 04/13/2004 10:01:28 AM PDT by BSunday (This space left intentionally blank)
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To: Il Duce
Somebody must not have thought his tractor was sexy........
7 posted on 04/13/2004 10:03:16 AM PDT by day10 (When you come near the human race you get layers and layers of nonsense.....)
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To: Il Duce
"If this isn't comedy, I don't know what is..."

It's what happens when people drink directly from the Ohio River downstream from the bourbon distilleries in Louisville. Typical Indiana stuff.
10 posted on 04/13/2004 10:04:06 AM PDT by Lee Heggy (When truth and logic fail high explosives are applicable.)
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To: Il Duce
He got pretty far. Usually the tractor would just roll into the ditch and roll over.
11 posted on 04/13/2004 10:04:20 AM PDT by RightWhale (Theorems link concepts; proofs establish links)
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To: Il Duce
I should add that we have the same sort of problem here in Missouri/Kansas except it usually involves a combine and an outhouse.
12 posted on 04/13/2004 10:06:16 AM PDT by Lee Heggy (When truth and logic fail high explosives are applicable.)
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To: Il Duce
I'm certain the SUV deserved it.
13 posted on 04/13/2004 10:06:24 AM PDT by Guillermo (Your own personal Konservative Klick-Guerilla)
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To: Il Duce
The SUV was a total loss.

You know who is deeply saddened.

15 posted on 04/13/2004 10:09:01 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Il Duce
The Sierra Club will hear of this! Imagine all those innocent mangled baby watermelons that will never see a ripe old age...
17 posted on 04/13/2004 10:13:39 AM PDT by Lee Heggy (When truth and logic fail high explosives are applicable.)
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To: Il Duce
I guess not much goes on in Decker. Check out this aerial view of this place:

http://mapper.acme.com/?lat=38.490584&long=-87.61227&scale=11&theme=Image&width=3&height=2&dot=Yes
18 posted on 04/13/2004 10:16:04 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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Well, that's one way to get plowed...
21 posted on 04/13/2004 10:21:38 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!)
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To: Il Duce
That must have been a damned big tractor to run over an SUV.
22 posted on 04/13/2004 10:24:35 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Il Duce
This is a poser:

Squashed water melons=anti-green ?

Squashed SUV=Pro-green?

Alcohol level 0.16...... ah ha!!!! A prohibitionist, determuned to save the world from alcohol by driking it all himself.
24 posted on 04/13/2004 10:30:10 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Enough ketchup and a cowpile fried in kerosene, is as palatable as a liberal sauteed in snake oil.)
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