You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!

[oyez]

bfl

[ladyinred]

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

LOL! I love this one! Just need to add diet pepsi to this and it is me! (okay, so I never have done target practice, but I want to! )

[ladyinred]

--when you seriously consider getting a catheter.

I could have used one during the election 2000 disaster! I don't think I got out of my jammies for a month! LOL Wish I had thought of this at the time! :-)

[ladyinred]

"Not tonight. Didn't you get my FReepmail?"

ROTFL!!! It is now too late for a catheter!

[TheSpottedOwl]

Heehee, this is great. I need the laugh!

You know you're a FReeper when you make your son's friends watch all the videos you've collected off this site.

You know you're a FReeper when you holler at everyone to take a look at the latest photoshopped pic of Hitlery....that is now your newest desktop wallpaper...

[ladyinred]

Oh I am so sorry for you. I will remember your Dad in my prayers and so will many others here. This is another wonderful thing about FR, we all share each other's good time, as well as the bad. It has helped me through so many hard times!

[Species8472]

You rush to the computer to post to "breaking news" during a 7.9 earthquake when everyone else is hiding under the furniture!

[TheSpottedOwl]

You're reading the editorials section of the paper, and then start screaming "Barf! Barf! Barf!" at the top of your lungs.

Lololol! I do that watching tv news!

[WhiteyAppleseed]

The lone pooch looks pretty proud, too.

[alaskanfan]

To true. I remember the lights still swaying in the dinning room while I logged on.

[cyborg]

hehehehe really??? Wow with wireless routing that can be done while crouched in the doorway.

[Quix]

I know the feeling. Have always drank tons of water with the accompanying results. Bothersome when one is so

INTENT ON

FREEPING!

[TASMANIANRED]

My prayers for your Dad.

I have often found Freepers to be good company to hang out with. If you need a laugh, a cry or a good troll roast this is the place to be.

My acerbic wit is not appreciated in all venues but I have found pithy soul mates here.

I find the humor here exquisite . I consider myself fortunate to have been welcomed aboard.

[Mr. Silverback]

"bfl" Means..?

[Ditter]

When you are on the computer so much late at night that your husband thinks you are talking to another man. "Guess what honey, I'm talking to hundreds of men." LOL

[Libertina]

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.
ROTFLOL

People who FReep together stay together :)

[Libertina]

BUMP Hey FReeper Junior! Ready for discourse yet? ;) LOLOL

[Libertina]

Ping me when you post about Iraq, please. :)

[Libertina]

You know you are a FReeper when top talk show hosts acoss the country announce really hot topics -
that have already been posted, researched, discussed, and solved on FRee Republic, as well as including a ROTFLOL graphic designed by Registered!

[Carry_Okie]

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

ROTFLOL

Um, guilty, as charged, twice.

I couldn't help it; I... I couldn't stop myself... (sob!)

Actually PowerBaby picked her own screen name; NattieShea, my elder daughter's nom de plume and nickname, was my choice.

If I make an "about" page for them, is it... is it terminal?