You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!

[tioga]

Two best roommates in the world!

[Gabz]

That's for sure!!!!!

[sweet_diane]

"I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion."

glad to know i'm not the only one! :)

[RaceBannon]

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Bugs_Bunny/ltbb_095.wav

[kimmie7]

Love your tag...

[GOP_Thug_Mom]

"who cares if the phone line is disconnected when you can get to FR through your Road Runner connection??"

Ping ;)

[null and void]

*blush*

Thank yew...

[Stu Cohen]

You respond to those you disagree with by saying "You must be a liberal!", or "Disruptor!".

[Soaring Feather]

I'm nervous, edgy and irritable and can't figure out why?

Answer, I have not be able to FReeper for a day!

[RightWingAtheist]

You're reading the editorials section of the paper, and then start screaming "Barf! Barf! Barf!" at the top of your lungs.

[lawgirl]

Yeah, or if you are reading a story on a regular page, you go to hit "Post Reply" before you realize what you're doing.

LOL! Every single time. Then I get frustrated and leave.

Yeah!! And then I think "Well this has got to be on FR somewhere already" so I got to FR, do a search and THEN get to comment on it. LOL!

[biblewonk]

Yeah!! And then I think "Well this has got to be on FR somewhere already" so I got to FR, do a search and THEN get to comment on it. LOL!

BWHAHAHAHAHA. I can see we have a lot in common.

[Not A Snowbird]

You tell your cats that their Little Friskies is actually made from roasted trolls.

It's not?!

[dirtboy]

It's not?!

Maybe I gotta check exactly what "by-products" means...

[Pippin]

LADYSHALLOTT!

(((HUGS)))!

It's been a while since I "saw" you!

How are you doing?

[Pippin]

re #5

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[Slip18]

I'm so embarrassed by your response. LOL!

[Slip18]

Are you okay?

[Slip18]

I'll be praying for your father, LisaMalia.

Hey, you were funny on that thread, lady!

[richmwill]

Yeah I'm ok- thanks for asking. Just sore- they wanted to take me to the hospital, I refused. I just miss my car now, while it's being repaired- I can't take a rental, because I'm disabled and need a car with hand-controls. So I'm stuck until it's fixed.