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In a parallel universe called "What if . . . "
Jewish World Review ^ | 04/11/2004 | Kathleen Parker

Posted on 04/12/2004 9:42:21 AM PDT by UlsterDavy

In a parallel universe called "What if . . . "

New York — President-elect John F. Kerry's rise to the nation's highest office came as little surprise following almost four years of remonstrations against President George W. Bush for his bizarre attack on the defenseless people of Afghanistan.

Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran, was the right man for a nation outraged by the Bush administration's pre-emptive war, which, it now seems clear, was based on highly speculative intelligence that Saudi Arabian-born terrorist Osama bin Laden was planning an attack on the U.S.

Absent absolute proof of such an imminent attack, Bush's Sept. 10 bombing of Afghanistan earned him international condemnation and, in all likelihood, an indictment in coming weeks. United Nations (U.N.) Secretary-General Kofi Annan, appearing last night on Larry King Live, said the U.N.'s International Criminal Tribunal likely would bring charges of genocide against the president.

Bush also faces federal charges at home for his baseless arrest of 19 foreign nationals, many of them native Saudis, whose "crime" was attending American flight schools. The Council on American-Islamic Relations has joined the American Civil Liberties Union in a joint suit against both Bush and former Attorney General John Ashcroft, charging racial profiling, unlawful arrest, and illegal search and seizure.

Kerry's campaign mantra - "You go to war because you have to, not because you want to" - clearly resonated with Americans as they tried to make sense of Bush's September 10 attack on Afghanistan. Neither the president, nor National Security Adviser Dr. Condoleezza Rice convincingly defended their actions during the recent "9/10 Commission" hearings, which Congress ordered in response to public outcry.

The commission's purpose was to try to determine what compelled the president to launch a war against Afghanistan. What kind of intelligence suggested that such an act was justified?

The main target of the attack was bin Laden, friend to Afghanistan's brutal Taliban regime, as well as al Qaeda training camps in that war-ravaged nation. Al Qaeda, an international terrorist network, has been blamed for numerous attacks on U.S. interests, including the USS Cole bombing, which killed 17 sailors.

Even though Bush's military campaign was successful in ending the oppressive Taliban regime, bin Laden apparently escaped and al Qaeda continues to flourish.

Some intelligence sources speculate that bin Laden's operatives may be trying to secure weapons of mass destruction (WMD) from Iraq's Saddam Hussein. Even though Saddam continues to send money to the families of Palestinian terrorists and is believed to have programs for developing WMD, Kerry says he is committed to containing Saddam through continued sanctions and the U.N. oil-for-food program.

In any case, experts say that intelligence about Saddam's WMD program are just as speculative as was the intelligence that prompted Bush to attack Afghanistan. The man credited with sounding the alarm on bin Laden and al Qaeda was Richard Clarke, a counterterrorism expert who has served four presidents, including Ronald Reagan, George H. Bush and William Jefferson Clinton.

In a January 25 memo to Dr. Rice, for instance, Clarke urged immediate attention to several items of national security interest: the Northern Alliance, covert aid, a significant new '02 budget authority to help fight al Qaeda, and a response to the USS Cole.

At Rice's and Clarke's urging, Bush called a meeting of principals and, after "connecting the dots," decided to wage war against Afghanistan. What did the dots say? Not much, in retrospect. Apparently, the president decided to bomb a benign country on the basis of "chatter" that hinted at "something big."

With no other details on the "big," and by weaving together random bits of information from a variety of questionable sources, Bush and company decided that 19 fundamentalist Muslim fanatics would fly airplanes into the World Trade Center towers and the Pentagon on 9/11.

Under questioning by the "9/10 Commission," Clarke denied that his memo was anything more than a historical overview with a "set of ideas and a paper, mostly." The bi-partisan commission concluded, therefore, that Bush's "dot-connecting" had destroyed American credibility and subjected the U.S. to increasing hostility in the Arab-Muslim world.

Last week, Saddam Hussein and Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat joined French and German leaders in condemning Bush and urging American voters to cast their ballots for regime change in the U.S. Kerry was the clear response to that call.

In a flourish of irony and the spirit of bon vivant for which president-elect is widely known, Kerry gave his acceptance speech from Windows on the World, the elegant restaurant atop the World Trade Center's Tower One.

In a parallel universe called "What if . . . " Kathleen Parker http://www.jewishworldreview.com/kathleen/parker1.asp

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 911; afghanistan; arse; campaign; iraq; kathleenparker; kerry; liar; liberal; president; vietnam; war; whatif; wmd

1 posted on 04/12/2004 9:42:22 AM PDT by UlsterDavy
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To: UlsterDavy
It is funny. Bush acted against Iraq with substantial amounts of intelligence and is being highly criticized by the media. And at the same time, Bush failing to act on 9-11 with virtually no intelligence is being criticized.
2 posted on 04/12/2004 9:48:58 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: UlsterDavy
Excellent article!
3 posted on 04/12/2004 9:53:45 AM PDT by schmelvin
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To: UlsterDavy
Local talk show host Kirby Wilbur on here in Seattle in the a.m. read this article on this program this a.m. It was just too funny.
4 posted on 04/12/2004 9:57:30 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American Way! Toby Keith)
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To: UlsterDavy
Just so you know, this article has been posted on the Free Republic a few times already...

However, I personally think a few more times wouldn't hurt...it really show the left-wing attack on Bush for the farce that it is...

5 posted on 04/12/2004 10:00:07 AM PDT by Ronzo (GOD alone is enough.)
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To: Ronzo
Just read this for the first time. Half way through it before I realized that it was satire. duh...
6 posted on 04/12/2004 10:03:03 AM PDT by bored at work (confidence in certain victory)
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To: bored at work
Awesome article.

Another person missing from the 9/11 commision is the "Joe Average" - the fickle voter. If we had inspected folks shoes/underwear at airports, harassed the Muslim population prior to 9/11 - the political opportunists would have attacked. And "Joe Average" would have voted for the Ted Kennedy / Al Sharpton ticket.

7 posted on 04/12/2004 10:51:36 AM PDT by jstassis
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To: UlsterDavy
Absent absolute proof of such an imminent attack, Bush's Sept. 10 bombing of Afghanistan earned him international condemnation and, in all likelihood, an indictment in coming weeks. United Nations (U.N.) Secretary-General Kofi Annan, appearing last night on Larry King Live, said the U.N.'s International Criminal Tribunal likely would bring charges of genocide against the president.

Bush also faces federal charges at home for his baseless arrest of 19 foreign nationals, many of them native Saudis, whose "crime" was attending American flight schools. The Council on American-Islamic Relations has joined the American Civil Liberties Union in a joint suit against both Bush and former Attorney General John Ashcroft, charging racial profiling, unlawful arrest, and illegal search and seizure.


Not only beautiful, but the writer is brainy as well, we will hear no more blonde jokes.

8 posted on 04/12/2004 11:10:01 AM PDT by thiscouldbemoreconfusing
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To: UlsterDavy
Sweet...
9 posted on 04/12/2004 12:11:28 PM PDT by jcb8199
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