Bush Daughters Comfort the Wounded

Yahoo News ^ | 4/12/04 | Jason Reed

[NYC Republican]

Barbara (L) and Jenna Bush, the daughters of U.S. President George W Bush, walk together from the Darnall Army Community Hospital in Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004 after President Bush (news - web sites) and members of his family visited with soldiers wounded in Iraq (news - web sites). Bush awarded 10 purple hearts to troops recovering in the hospital, after attending an Easter Sunday Church service at a chapel within the army base in central Texas.

[LisaMalia]

Don't forget to have a section dedicated to "Days of the Week" underpants! Remember those?

[cajungirl]

Thong underwear does not belong on women over a size 8 unless they are taller than 5/7' and work out regularly doing buns exercises with great regularity. I do not recommend thong underwear for maiden young women {such as all our daughters prior to marriage}. Exceptions are for pole dancers, presidential bimbos and strippers. No other exceptions except for middle age women who are having some sort of crises and need to spice up their otherwise dull husbands who only want to lie around and watch tv and eat fried chicken.

[petitfour]

No other exceptions except for middle age women who are having some sort of crises and need to spice up their otherwise dull husbands who only want to lie around and watch tv and eat fried chicken.

Maybe this woman fit into the last category.

btw, do you mean size 8 underwear or size 8 pants????? Which leads me to a question about underwear sizes for women. Why do underwear sizes not correspond to pants' sizes?

[LisaMalia]

I was lying in bed last night, and got to thinking about how demented someone like Troll D. must be. To actually search the net to find someone who fit the profile of his/her so called daughter and then post it. And then I got to laughing all over again.

And although so many of us suspected from the beginning that D. was a troll, I was this close to posting, "Well, that dress your daughter is wearing in the pic might look kind of clingy if it was windy outside that day". I am way too gullible.....:)

[cajungirl]

Underwear sizes are best not questioned. I like the larger ones, they give one room to breathe and inspire confidence. Plus those tiny ones are for anorexics. It has seemed to me that there is very little difference in a size six and a size nine. One of my sisters likes size 11's and she is not that big. I think they make them small to make us feel guilty and go throw up our dinner, seek therapy and shop alot. It is a plot.

[LisaMalia]

(And I have no problem with folks of any size wearing thong underwear. As long as I don't have to see it, that is.)

Which now brings me to the subject of the crack problem in our society today. And ladies and gentlemen, you know what kind of crack I'm talking about, and it ain't the drug.

My sister talked my daughter and I into going to Bingo with her one Saturday night a few months ago. Low and behold, this man sitting at at table right in front of us, had a major "crack" problem, and believe me, it was not pretty. It was like they say about passing a car accident, when you can't look the other way despite yourself. I mean, how could you not know that half of your "backside" is exposed for all the world to see. And he made absolutely no attempt all night to correct the problem. Like it was some kind of badge of honor for him or something.

We absolutely were "cracking up" so to speak, and COULD NOT consentrate on the darn bingo game.

[cajungirl]

I was laughing about him too. To have an imaginary daughter about whom he had woven an entire tale of her perfect life was kind of funny. I do wonder if he just has an exquisite sense of humor. But that last phrase, "I do hope this helps" suddenly rang bells, I knew I had heard that before and it grated on me like nails on a chalkboard. I think I have tangled with him before. BTW his daughter was not that attractive, even if she was imaginary. She was a little, well, dowdy if you ask me.

[xsmommy]

maiden young women

i love this term of art....

[petitfour]

lol

I think it is a plot to make you purchase the wrong size over and over again. Who tries on underwear? Who returns it? It just goes into a pile of stuff that won't fit.

[cajungirl]

LOL,,you best call Gretchen's pastor. If you can't concentrate, he may make an announcement for you!

[petitfour]

Well, maybe thongs were designed for the crack-challenged folks. I must admit that the large woman's crack was concealed. lol

[threat matrix]

Ask my dear..and ye shall recieve!

[cajungirl]

Aha,,,there is a little known underpants rule. Always buy three sizes larger and they always fit. And underpants never, ever fall off except for the occasional man with a "crack problem". So you never have to worry about skimpy underpants and you never have unused underpants. And you don't have to get an eating disorder to fit into your underpants. So no therapy, no pinging and purging, no group therapy, no prozac,,,underpants rules work for all!

[xsmommy]

just shows how well brought up we were that despite suspecting trollishness we were all loathe to start ragging on the plain jane daughter and her washed out homemade 1970s looking dress and shoes that didn't match!! and the trollish one showed just how illbred he/she was, by showing no such restraint in ragging on my daughter and i~! LOL!!

[petitfour]

Ewwwwwwwww. My sons were in here when that pic came up. My oldest son said, "Ewwwwwwww, her butt-crack's showing." lol (of course, he knows he should not speak that way.)

[Bluntpoint]

No other exceptions except for middle age women who are having some sort of crises and need to spice up their otherwise dull husbands who only want to lie around and watch tv and eat fried chicken.

[cajungirl]

She disobeyed the size 8 rule and see what it got her.

[threat matrix]

I should have posed a barf alert. (or FR barf bag..)

[LisaMalia]

Well, they were definitely "impure thoughts", but not of that nature...LOL. I just wanted to say, "hey Buddy, would it be too much trouble for you to pull up your darn britches, you're grossing us out over here!!!!!"

[threat matrix]

Bill Clinton must have not been using his glasses that night in the Oval Office when Monica brought in the pizza! (Maybe she had eaten most of it already)