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To: cajungirl
lol

I think it is a plot to make you purchase the wrong size over and over again. Who tries on underwear? Who returns it? It just goes into a pile of stuff that won't fit.
1,149 posted on 04/13/2004 8:24:57 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: petitfour
Aha,,,there is a little known underpants rule. Always buy three sizes larger and they always fit. And underpants never, ever fall off except for the occasional man with a "crack problem". So you never have to worry about skimpy underpants and you never have unused underpants. And you don't have to get an eating disorder to fit into your underpants. So no therapy, no pinging and purging, no group therapy, no prozac,,,underpants rules work for all!
1,153 posted on 04/13/2004 8:29:00 AM PDT by cajungirl (<i>swing low, sweet limousine, comin' fer to Kerry me hoooommmee</i>)
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