Our 2nd Quarter FReepathon is Underway! Thread 3

[Mo1]

Please pray on this day, and every day, for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world in defense of our liberty, and for the families awaiting their safe return.

[Mo1]

Yes it was

LOL .. now Mort Kondracke is having an argument with David Corn on FNC over the reason of going to war with Saddam

[Mo1]

Afternoon Mud .. hope you are having a nice day

[Mudboy Slim]

Took a day off to work on taxes...fun fun fun!!

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[glock rocks]

I could only listen to FoxNews on the XM... was the president up there alone during the questions?

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[Mo1]

Yep .. he was telling how he met with the family or families (not sure how many) of the men that were killed in Iraq.

He also talked about how the closer we get to June 30th the more the terrorists will try to scare us away .. but we aren't gonna aware because we made a commitment to the Iraq people

[Mo1]

Took a day off to work on taxes...fun fun fun!!

Thanks for the reminder .. I have one more tax form to fill out (local)

Nice lyrics .. Thanks :0)

[Ciexyz]

Listen up brothers and sisters, we're going to pass the basket for a special offering. We're asking everyone to contribute as God leads you to give, and may God bless both gift and giver.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thunderous Thighs"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mo1]

Thank you Ciexyz

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[Mudboy Slim]

"What Good Am I?!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW..."What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!"

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[Mo1]

Another email joke from dada inlaw

Subject: Great "roast" taunts


"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas Beckett Reed

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

[Gabz]

Nearly everyone of them could be used on some of the smoking threads describing the gnatzies.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Mornin' everyone.

I'm on Brad's computer, he's changed all of the background color to a real pretty blue. BUT...I can't see what I'm typing!!! LOL!!!

[hoosiermama]

Morning Gramma! GOt to bump and get out of here!

[Brad’s Gramma]

I'm going to bond with my vacuum cleaner today. Oh joy!

[backhoe]

[Gabz]

And I thought having to bond with the trash and the supermarket was bad..............at least I get to get out of the house.....


BTW....good morning!