[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Mel Reynolds, while soliciting two underage girls for a tryst, will tell us on an FBI sting audio that he hit the Lotto.

[Petronski]

On April Fools Day, like every other day, leftists will claim that the Presidency of George W. Bush is an extended joke because he was 'selected,' not elected.

[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Marion Barry will be caught with a hooker while smoking crack cocaine and say that "the *itch set me up."

[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Hillary Clinton will tell us that she cried and gulped for air.

[cincinnati65]

On April Fool's Day, ANY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes.

[Cold Heat]

Senator Kerry will once again vote for and against the same thing while stating emphatically that he is never or sometimes on both or either sides of any issue or some issues depending on the meaning of some or any.

[Libertina]

The Dems will tell us that we should tell OPEC to produce oil, OTOH we shouldn't be dependent upon foreign oil, but at the same time we must refuse to allow domestic drilling, there-by making us more dependant on foreign oil, and the US should be prepared for emergnecies, but OTOH we should deplete every drop of the strategic petroleum reserve because we want to use the oil now, but OTOH...

Then we conservatives will proceed to tear out our hair - just like the other 364 days of the year ;) LOL

[BenLurkin]

John F'n Qairi will give us a "middle class tax cut".

[endthematrix]

First pic is DC Mayor Barry caught smoking crack and the second is celebrating his re-election. That is NO April Fools joke!

[freedomlover]

Helen Thomas will open her mouth. I don't have to go further.