To: All
For April Fools Day, Mel Reynolds, while soliciting two underage girls for a tryst, will tell us on an FBI sting audio that he hit the Lotto.
2 posted on
03/31/2004 9:50:15 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
On April Fools Day, like every other day, leftists will claim that the Presidency of George W. Bush is an extended joke because he was 'selected,' not elected.
3 posted on
03/31/2004 9:50:56 PM PST by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: All
For April Fools Day, Marion Barry will be caught with a hooker while smoking crack cocaine and say that "the *itch set me up."
4 posted on
03/31/2004 9:54:26 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
For April Fools Day, Hillary Clinton will tell us that she cried and gulped for air.
5 posted on
03/31/2004 9:56:16 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
On April Fool's Day, ANY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes.
7 posted on
03/31/2004 9:58:21 PM PST by
cincinnati65
(Rooting for the Panthers since 1995.......)
To: doug from upland
Senator Kerry will once again vote for and against the same thing while stating emphatically that he is never or sometimes on both or either sides of any issue or some issues depending on the meaning of some or any.
11 posted on
03/31/2004 10:10:00 PM PST by
Cold Heat
(Viet Nam Vet's are "NOT FONDA " John Kerry!)
To: doug from upland
The Dems will tell us that we should
tell OPEC to produce oil, OTOH we shouldn't be dependent upon foreign oil, but at the same time we must refuse to allow domestic drilling, there-by making us
more dependant on foreign oil, and the US should be prepared for emergnecies, but OTOH we should deplete every drop of the strategic petroleum reserve because we want to use the oil now, but OTOH...
Then we conservatives will proceed to tear out our hair - just like the other 364 days of the year ;) LOL
14 posted on
03/31/2004 10:34:55 PM PST by
Libertina
(FRee Republic - What have you done for her lately?)
To: doug from upland
John F'n Qairi will give us a "middle class tax cut".
15 posted on
03/31/2004 11:15:50 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is slavery.)
To: doug from upland; All
First pic is DC Mayor Barry caught smoking crack and the second is celebrating his re-election. That is NO April Fools joke!
16 posted on
04/01/2004 1:56:16 AM PST by
endthematrix
(To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
To: doug from upland
Helen Thomas will open her mouth. I don't have to go further.
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