For April Fools Day, a really stupid DemocRAT will tell us that . . . . .

dfu | 4-1-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Let's have some fun by coming up with what sounds really, really stupid but is actually something typical from the RATS.

I'll start --- For April Fools Day, Sheila Jackson Lee will tell us that American astronauts landed on Mars.

[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Mel Reynolds, while soliciting two underage girls for a tryst, will tell us on an FBI sting audio that he hit the Lotto.

[Petronski]

On April Fools Day, like every other day, leftists will claim that the Presidency of George W. Bush is an extended joke because he was 'selected,' not elected.

[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Marion Barry will be caught with a hooker while smoking crack cocaine and say that "the *itch set me up."

[doug from upland]

For April Fools Day, Hillary Clinton will tell us that she cried and gulped for air.

[Dianna]

On April Fools Day Kerry will insult a Secret Service Agent. But he'll just be joking. /sarcasm

[cincinnati65]

On April Fool's Day, ANY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes.

[FlashBack]

Al Gore will admit that it was he who invented April Fool's day.

Bill Clinton will say that he did evrything possible to thwart terrorism during his eight years in office.

Hillary will say that she is for a strong defense and no longer is a socialist.

Air America will have to admit that they can't read a calander and launched one day premature....not to be confused with a stain on a dress.

John Kerry will admit to liking rap-music....oops, been there done that.

[cincinnati65]

Oh, and by the way, that answer is a repeal of the Bush Tax Cut.

[AGreatPer]

I just kinda lay low on this day. Let everything pass until the 2nd. But, this year scares me.

Hillary rumors being drafted are heating up here on the East Coast. Hope it is April Fools Joke.

OK, bring the fat thing on.

[Cold Heat]

Senator Kerry will once again vote for and against the same thing while stating emphatically that he is never or sometimes on both or either sides of any issue or some issues depending on the meaning of some or any.

[Grig]

Darn, the 'if you post an April Fools thread you'll be banned' April Fools thread got pulled.

Hmmmmmm, I better check if the guy who started it is banned. Perhaps it was for real! :)

[Capt. Canuck]

I'm still hear for now. Too bad the mod didn't have a sense of humor about it.

[Libertina]

The Dems will tell us that we should tell OPEC to produce oil, OTOH we shouldn't be dependent upon foreign oil, but at the same time we must refuse to allow domestic drilling, there-by making us more dependant on foreign oil, and the US should be prepared for emergnecies, but OTOH we should deplete every drop of the strategic petroleum reserve because we want to use the oil now, but OTOH...

Then we conservatives will proceed to tear out our hair - just like the other 364 days of the year ;) LOL

[BenLurkin]

John F'n Qairi will give us a "middle class tax cut".

[endthematrix]

First pic is DC Mayor Barry caught smoking crack and the second is celebrating his re-election. That is NO April Fools joke!

[Smedley]

BILL CLINTON WILL BITE HIS LIP AND SAY "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN"

JOHN KERRY WILL TELL US THAT HE VOTED FOR A BILL JUST BEFORE HE VOTED AGAINST IT

Hillary will tell us about how she earned $100,000 in cattle futures based on the teachings of the WSJ.

[Arrowhead1952]

On April Fool's Day, ANY EVERY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes and tax you at 50%.

There. I fixed your comment.

[freedomlover]

Helen Thomas will open her mouth. I don't have to go further.

[doug from upland]

Great pictures. Can anyone imagine a Republican getting caught with a hooker and crack cocaine and then getting re-elected?