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For April Fools Day, a really stupid DemocRAT will tell us that . . . . .
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| 4-1-04
| dfu
Posted on 03/31/2004 9:48:56 PM PST by doug from upland
Let's have some fun by coming up with what sounds really, really stupid but is actually something typical from the RATS.
I'll start --- For April Fools Day, Sheila Jackson Lee will tell us that American astronauts landed on Mars.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: april1; aprilfoolsday; rats
To: All
For April Fools Day, Mel Reynolds, while soliciting two underage girls for a tryst, will tell us on an FBI sting audio that he hit the Lotto.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:50:15 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
On April Fools Day, like every other day, leftists will claim that the Presidency of George W. Bush is an extended joke because he was 'selected,' not elected.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:50:56 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: All
For April Fools Day, Marion Barry will be caught with a hooker while smoking crack cocaine and say that "the *itch set me up."
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:54:26 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
For April Fools Day, Hillary Clinton will tell us that she cried and gulped for air.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:56:16 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
On April Fools Day Kerry will insult a Secret Service Agent. But he'll just be joking. /sarcasm
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:57:17 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: doug from upland
On April Fool's Day, ANY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:58:21 PM PST
by
cincinnati65
(Rooting for the Panthers since 1995.......)
To: Petronski
Al Gore will admit that it was he who invented April Fool's day.
Bill Clinton will say that he did evrything possible to thwart terrorism during his eight years in office.
Hillary will say that she is for a strong defense and no longer is a socialist.
Air America will have to admit that they can't read a calander and launched one day premature....not to be confused with a stain on a dress.
John Kerry will admit to liking rap-music....oops, been there done that.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:58:40 PM PST
by
FlashBack
(USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA..USA...USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: cincinnati65
Oh, and by the way, that answer is a repeal of the Bush Tax Cut.
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posted on
03/31/2004 9:59:45 PM PST
by
cincinnati65
(Rooting for the Panthers since 1995.......)
To: doug from upland
I just kinda lay low on this day. Let everything pass until the 2nd. But, this year scares me.
Hillary rumors being drafted are heating up here on the East Coast. Hope it is April Fools Joke.
OK, bring the fat thing on.
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:05:21 PM PST
by
AGreatPer
(Take my advise, I ain't using it.)
To: doug from upland
Senator Kerry will once again vote for and against the same thing while stating emphatically that he is never or sometimes on both or either sides of any issue or some issues depending on the meaning of some or any.
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:10:00 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
(Viet Nam Vet's are "NOT FONDA " John Kerry!)
To: doug from upland
Darn, the 'if you post an April Fools thread you'll be banned' April Fools thread got pulled.
Hmmmmmm, I better check if the guy who started it is banned. Perhaps it was for real! :)
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:21:34 PM PST
by
Grig
To: Grig
I'm still hear for now. Too bad the mod didn't have a sense of humor about it.
To: doug from upland
The Dems will tell us that we should
tell OPEC to produce oil, OTOH we shouldn't be dependent upon foreign oil, but at the same time we must refuse to allow domestic drilling, there-by making us
more dependant on foreign oil, and the US should be prepared for emergnecies, but OTOH we should deplete every drop of the strategic petroleum reserve because we want to use the oil now, but OTOH...
Then we conservatives will proceed to tear out our hair - just like the other 364 days of the year ;) LOL
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:34:55 PM PST
by
Libertina
(FRee Republic - What have you done for her lately?)
To: doug from upland
John F'n Qairi will give us a "middle class tax cut".
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:15:50 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is slavery.)
To: doug from upland; All
First pic is DC Mayor Barry caught smoking crack and the second is celebrating his re-election. That is NO April Fools joke!
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posted on
04/01/2004 1:56:16 AM PST
by
endthematrix
(To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
To: endthematrix
BILL CLINTON WILL BITE HIS LIP AND SAY "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN"
JOHN KERRY WILL TELL US THAT HE VOTED FOR A BILL JUST BEFORE HE VOTED AGAINST IT
Hillary will tell us about how she earned $100,000 in cattle futures based on the teachings of the WSJ.
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posted on
04/01/2004 4:28:17 AM PST
by
Smedley
To: cincinnati65; doug from upland
On April Fool's Day, ANY EVERY Democrat would tell us that THEY have the answer to America's woes and tax you at 50%. There. I fixed your comment.
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posted on
04/01/2004 5:07:52 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Give liberals a rope, and they will hang themselves with it.)
To: doug from upland
Helen Thomas will open her mouth. I don't have to go further.
To: endthematrix
Great pictures. Can anyone imagine a Republican getting caught with a hooker and crack cocaine and then getting re-elected?
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:01:49 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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