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Senator Kerry holds his first press conference since having outpatient surgery *Pic*
Registered ^ | 03.31.04 | Registered

Posted on 03/31/2004 6:39:20 AM PST by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bad; beatit; kerry; neverland; registeredhumor; thriller

1 posted on 03/31/2004 6:39:21 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough...of harassing the American people.
2 posted on 03/31/2004 6:40:41 AM PST by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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To: Registered
L O L

NFP

3 posted on 03/31/2004 6:40:48 AM PST by Notforprophet ("You can have a nanny state if you prefer. But not for long." - Mark Steyn)
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To: Registered
Since Kerry wants to be the second black President, he should be morphing just the opposite of Michael----fading from white to black, whereas Michael faded from black to white.
4 posted on 03/31/2004 6:42:39 AM PST by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Registered
Let me be one of the first to officially LOL!

Matter of fact, I'm ROFL! ;-D

Nice.
5 posted on 03/31/2004 6:42:49 AM PST by Judith Anne (Is life a paradox? Well, yes and no...)
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To: Registered
OMG!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Outta the park, Reg!!!
6 posted on 03/31/2004 6:43:33 AM PST by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Registered
You get a big SMOOCH for that one!
7 posted on 03/31/2004 6:43:51 AM PST by EllaMinnow ("Pessimism never won any battle." - Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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To: Registered
Get me a cup of Jesus juice!
8 posted on 03/31/2004 6:44:27 AM PST by threat matrix
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To: Registered
Here's shot of Kerry back at work after his recent treatments.


9 posted on 03/31/2004 6:45:36 AM PST by zook
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To: Registered
What color are JFKerry's EYES?
10 posted on 03/31/2004 6:45:42 AM PST by Just mythoughts
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To: zook
Oh, I HATE those commercials. But they're sooo stupid, they're funny.

Kinda like Barbra Streisand...
11 posted on 03/31/2004 6:47:26 AM PST by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Registered
Excellent job but I was expecting a photograph of the real JFK.
12 posted on 03/31/2004 6:48:37 AM PST by lewislynn (Free traders know it isn't , they just believe cheap popcorn makers raises their living standards.)
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To: RandallFlagg
Just wait--in about a year Kerry will be starring in one, a la Mike Ditka.
13 posted on 03/31/2004 6:49:18 AM PST by zook
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Oops, you used the wrong photo. That is a photo of how the average American will appear after being sent to one of Jaques Kerry's Volunteer Re-education Centres. Now, he loves Big Brother, er, um, I mean Jaques Kerry.
14 posted on 03/31/2004 6:49:53 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Communism failed because people like to own stuff)
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To: Registered
Reg:

I'm thinking you could have some fun with the following idea:


15 posted on 03/31/2004 6:54:20 AM PST by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheney '04.)
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To: zook
I used to crack my Wife up when those commercials came on by saying during the disclaimer, "Possible side effects may include nausea, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, gas, bloating, blurred vision, sweating, toothache, hallicinations, loss of limbs (these are rare, and are only considered, "Flesh wounds."), schitzophrenia, heart palpatations, ulcers, death and zombification. Do not take with Worchestershire sauce."
16 posted on 03/31/2004 6:55:59 AM PST by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Registered
Looks like malpractice to me! Where's John Edwards when you need him?
17 posted on 03/31/2004 7:19:34 AM PST by RippleFire
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To: Registered
He gets another Purple Heart for that, right?
18 posted on 03/31/2004 7:22:32 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Registered
Basically, another BOTOX treatment....
19 posted on 03/31/2004 7:36:20 AM PST by theDentist (JOHN KERRY never saw a TAX he would not HIKE !)
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To: Registered
< chuckle > bump
20 posted on 03/31/2004 7:38:41 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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