Byelorussian chicken laid the world's largest egg!

Pravda ^ | 03/22/2004 16:12 | Translated by: Anna Ossipova

[vannrox]

Heh Heh

[COEXERJ145]

Doesn't even come close to the egg that Clarke laid today.

[Rokke]

My first thought exactly!

[cyborg]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! out of control laughing is going over here

[Joe 6-pack]

Perfect for one of those Chernobyl-style omelets!!

[Porterville]

1 pound = 453.59237 grams

[Loyalist]

But which came first?

[Keith in Iowa]

>>Employees are trying to locate the record breaking chicken. However, finding one particular chicken among 20 000 of her relatives isn't an easy task, reports RTR-Vesti.Ru.

If I posted what I'm thinking, I'd get banned... :)

[quark]

"In a related story, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY)..."

[lilylangtree]

Is the chicken that laid this gigantic egg still alive? If so can it lay more or is it worn out or stretched to unusual proportions?

[Hank Rearden]

"Uhhhh. Uhhhh. Uhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhh. Owwwww!"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Doesn't even come close to the egg that Clarke laid today.

GMTA

Hey Clark....

Ha Ha!

[niteowl77]

That's what I was thinking...

I think.

I used to work with a gal whose family raised chickens commercially, and if memory serves, eggs this size sometimes result in what she termed a "blowout." After I pressed for details, I wished I hadn't.

[P.O.E.]

[Tennessee_Bob]

Can chickens walk bowlegged?

[reagan_fanatic]

Can chickens have cesareans?

[RosieCotton]

Chicken ping

[Ken H]

But which came first?

The chicken lit up a cigaret, so I'd say it was the chicken.

[2Jedismom]

My chicken Benny Hen, the one I'm holding on my profile, lays these little tiny eggs...about the size of a small store-bought egg...then she goes around bocking loudly...I mean really squawking, for like half an hour...like she performed some sort of miracle or something!

I always bellow at her "If you're gonna make that much racket, you should at least lay a bigger egg!"

[Bon mots]

This region is very close to Chernobyl, in fact, right in the path of the fallout from the world's worst nuclear disaster. The mushrooms from around there are huge too, and best of all, they even glow in the dark so you can find them at night.