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Associated Press ^ | 03/23/04 | Associated Press

[Grim]

Former Assembly Speaker Herb Wesson, D-Culver City, kicks Zhang Xiao Ju betweent the legs during a demonstration performed by Buddhist monks at the Capitol in Sacramento, Calif., Monday, March 22, 2004. In their first visit to the United States, a group of Shaolin martial artists from SongShan, China demonstrated acrobatic flips and shows of strength among other things. With the monks urging him on, Wesson made several kicks to the monk who showed no emotion. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

[Physicist]

"One moah time, dis time, wif feeeewing!"

[Codeflier]

Master Pain will now demonstrate his special skill.

[Khurkris]

Cartman & Roshambo!

[Physicist]

"That didn't hurt me a bit. But of course you realize how this photo will look, when you try to run for higher office."

[Physicist]

With the monks urging him on, Wesson made several kicks to the monk

I suppose if all the monks urged him to jump off a bridge, he'd do that, too.

[Paul Atreides]

Another jubilant Dimocrat, just after having earned his Rodham Belt in DNC Political Tactics.

[21st Century Man]

Looks like just another day in the life of a Kalifornian politician to me...

[Falcon4.0]

and they kicked Nixon, like this,like this,like this!

[savedbygrace]

With the monks urging him on, Wesson made several kicks to the monk who showed no emotion.

Man, if that's the penalty in California for showing no emotion, it's no wonder so many Californians wear their emotions on their sleeves. ("No kicks for me.")

[Fiddlstix]

Now the monk knows how taxpayers feel.

ROFLMAO!
Good One!
LOL
J

[sd-joe]

I think it is all in the pants.

Pants made of heavy material. Loose fitting around the critical parts. Tied down tight at the bottom of the legs.

Kicker can't really land anything.

[Mel Gibson]

FREEBIRD by Lynard Skynard

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see

If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye-bye babe, it's been sweet, love
'Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

But if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change

Oh No, I can't change
You need cannon balls to be a monk.

[mikrofon]

A visiting Shaolin monk is totally unimpressed by Wesson's dance rendition of "Hava Negilah"...

[BOOTSTICK]

Man tries at historically feminist sport.

[reagan_fanatic]

If he were to kick Madonna like that the assembly would have to form a search party.

[oyez]

No problem.

In last leadership session, head master introduced us to this: