DFU SONG: Flipper (Kerry voted no, but first he voted yes.....good grief)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/covent/97/midi/midi1.html

MIDI - FLIPPER

There is a man, a mystery man
He'd hurt our nation all that he can
Changing his mind like his underwear
John Kerry's full of hot air

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And what he stands for we do not know
It's anyone's guess

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And he'll proudly tell you
He voted "No" but first voted "Yes"

There is a man, a mystery man
Terrorists are so glad that he ran
Changing his mind like his underwear
John Kerry's full of hot air

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And what he stands for we do not know
It's anyone's guess

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And he'll proudly tell you
He voted "No" but first voted "Yes"

There is a man, a mystery man
For all of us he has a dark plan
Changing his mind like his underwear
John Kerry's full of hot air

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And what he stands for we do not know
It's anyone's guess

They call him Flipper, Flipper
And he'll proudly tell you
He voted "No" but first voted "Yes"

[CatoRenasci]

This is one of your best! You must get some good country artist to record it so Sean Hannity and Rush can play it regularly!

[Lady Jag]

This is an evidence photo:

[Agnes Heep]

[doug from upland]

Please send it to them.

Any FReepers interested in recording this???

[magua]

Flipper ,I like it. It certainly lacks gravitas.

[knarf]

Speechless!

YoodaMan, Doug.

[knarf]

Where's Gonzo?

[doug from upland]

Blushing.

[kevkrom]

Ping to self for the Songbook.

Also... my latest:

YESTERDAY ("Yesterday")

Yesterday
I told you what I had to say
To convice you that I'd vote that way
That was my stance
Yesterday

Suddenly
The realization came to me
On the other side I had to be
And that is now the truth
To me

So... how will I vote?
I don't know, I just won't say
If it all goes wrong
I'll flip-flop back
To yesterday

Yesterday
It's such an easy game to play
Watch me change my tune again today
Oh don't believe
A word I say

Don't believe
A word I say

[ErnBatavia]

[doug from upland]

Excellent.

[doug from upland]

Hewitt -- WHY KERRY IS UNREADY TO BE PRESIDENT

[gonzo]

"...Any FReepers interested in recording this???..."

Gad, I wish, Doug. I should have free time in July..............FRegards

[doug from upland]

That would be great, Barry. I hope you are well and fully recovered.

[timestax]

bttt