Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[BOBTHENAILER]

When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"

Mud's a Cashin' in.

Beautiful job, ol' son.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Virginia Commonwealth University (Downtown Richmond) On Fire!!"

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you very much, Pops...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")

Hey, dude! Ya finally got around to FReepin' my favorite Cash song. Very Good. Thanks!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black Vote No Longer Monolithic!!"

We'll see in November, I reckon...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Glad you like, my FRiend...I FReeped 8 songs on Wednesday while on the road criss-crossing the State fer work. You and 'Dru have got to hear the three Nirvana songs I finished...Diva Betsy Ross is gonna help me post the original tunes to those and maybe another Boston song. Having the music right there and easily-accessible is such a better way to present these, imho.

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"You and 'Dru have got to hear the three Nirvana songs I finished..."

Nirvana??? Um, may I pass on that please? ;)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Projecting forwards, FR should have at least 150,000 by Election 2004, maybe closer to 175,000, or more as growth tends to be non-linear."

I've got a fund-raiser suggestion...the FReeperIntern Program!! I say monthly donors deserve more FReeper Rights than Lurkers and FReepLoaders, so each $10/monther gets to Intern a new FReeper each month ($5/monthers git one every two months). It could be yer spouse, yer crazy Lib'ral Uncle, or El Rushbo hisself, but you gotta know the person in Real-Life and their email address, but then you are sorta responsible fer helpin' that fledgling FReeper along fer a month while they are on FReeper probation...LOL!! When you select yer FReeperInternCandidate, you will be able to download a SpecialFReeperInternCertificate that you can frame and give to yer new FRiend as a cherished gift...then introduce them around. Like I said, only MonthlyDonors are allowed this new privilege, and if you keep bringin' in deadbeats, we'll revoke yer FReeperInternPrivileges!!

There's more to this than I have time to git into, but I figger we can add 12 new FReepers fer every $10/monther and 6 new FReepers fer every $5/monther, annually, and so on...and so on...and so on....MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Nirvana"

This was the first time I've listened to any of their CDs, and I definitely chose some of the milder tunes with the CelebrityJudges in mind...LOL!! You especially need to hear "Polly" which I've FReeped into "Kerry!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"America Deserves a Truthful Leader!!"

Excellent...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here is my (poet's) philosphy of life:

What is Life

To experience joy, even sorrow
knowing that, perhaps tomorrow
you'll have another chance to share
another chance for someone to care

To smile at a stranger and
converse with friends
to say hello, to say good-bye
and nod to passers-by

To meet with souls
not unlike your own
to welcome loved ones
into your home

To whisper sweetness
in your lover's ear
and share the joy
of one so dear

To see the joy in a child's face
after he has won a race
to see the sun behind a cloud
that's what life is all about

There is much more I could say
but, let that suffice for today
remember this above all else
only you can improve yourself

Copyright(c) By John J. Lindsay 1999. All Rights Reserved

September 1, 1981

295 posted on 11/20/2001 11:06 PM EST by poet

[Mudboy Slim]

"The John Kerry Songbook!!"

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Former Green Beret Takes On Hanoi Jean Kerry!!"

"The hardcore America-hating, Israel-hating, jihad-spouting Muslim clerics in the Mideast are very excited, passing around a front page newspaper story from the very anti-American Tehran Times in Iran. In the country that is home of the world’s toughest theocratic dictatorship, an e-mail from you, Mr. Kerry, sent to the paper by your campaign committee (although they deny sending it) was printed word-for-word on the front page of Iran’s main newspaper. Your message states emphatically that if elected President you plan to travel to the Mideast and elsewhere and apologize for our actions and the actions of President Bush in the War on Terror. You are already apologizing. It says that you plan to apologize to friends and foes alike. You have also made statements you will take these actions within 100 days of becoming President. (That’s right, folks. John Kerry will say he is “sorry” and in his mind all those jihad extremists who have vowed to kill all Americans wherever we are will simply forgive us, hold hands with him and all will be right in the world.) This is insane!"

Kerry is an IMBECILE!! A dangerous imbecile, but an IMBECILE nonetheless...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Man I Wanna Be!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")

It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!

(guitar jammin')

If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!

RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!

(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)

If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")

Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!

He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!

Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"

So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!

(bass guitar solo)

Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!

He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fools (Vote Fer Jean Kerry)!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright
That's right

Backstage we're havin the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me

What a funky lady
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!

All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!

(guitar jammin' interlude)

Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!

(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)

We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!

Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

MBS> "You and 'Dru have got to hear the three Nirvana songs I finished..."
"Nirvana??? Um, may I pass on that please?"

HA!!
Pass on *paradise*?
What's wrong with'chu?
Sure hope you're speaking for yourself, ol' sultan. :o)

"Diva Betsy Ross is gonna help me post the original tunes to those and maybe another Boston song."

This *Diva* character who likes sewing flags?
She sounds like something else, Mud. {& I mean NO disrespect to the Lady Diva, either.}
Yes, she certainly does.

...alot like the girl I married. ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Department of Peace?!"

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This *Diva* character who likes sewing flags? She sounds like something else, Mud."

Lady Diva is certainly a very welcome addition to the Black threads...and MoJo's been very helpful as well. The longer we can get them to stick around, the better chance I have of learning their secret ability to post the original tunes fer convenient access of the Black thread peruser.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...where's HappyGal tonite?! I want her to check out these new FReeps.