Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Wished I could buy y'all a round of drinks & dinner."

Pinging Happygal. Where be ye on this auspicious occasion??

[Happygal]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~kicking meself up the arse~

Been up the walls in work (Dan! You wouldn't believe the amount of work I've been wallowing in recently)

BUT! It's absolutely NO excuse for me not being here to be the first to wish you a happy birthday.

Happy birthday Dan. You are a really good friend, and one of the few people I have met on the internet that I (a) look up to and (b) want to hang out with!

I am SO pissed off with myself right now!

[Happygal]

Thanks sultan.

See my previous post to see how fricken annoyed I am at myself!

Just DAMN!

[Landru]

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~kicking meself up the arse~"

But why?

"Been up the walls in work (Dan! You wouldn't believe the amount of work I've been wallowing in recently)"

I'm delighted to hear that!!
Being busy is a good thing for a youngster with such a promising career & active social life as you!
Beats the hell outa unemployment and/or sitting at home alone, and, serves to keep you outa trouble at the same time, also.
A twofer, fer chrissakes!
How *lucky* can I get knowing someone like you, for not being Irish? :o)

"BUT! It's absolutely NO excuse for me not being here to be the first to wish you a happy birthday."

True-true.
And think, all ya needed to do to be first was tell me anytime in February, too. {g}
You blew it, kid.

"Happy birthday Dan."

Thank you, Angel#1. ;^)

"You are a really good friend, and one of the few people I have met on the internet that I (a) look up to and (b) want to hang out with!"

A very kind thing for you to say, A-M.
That's one responsibility I actually don't try to shirk, setting a positive example for you (& the scoundrel).
Seriously, one of the better aspects about "hanging out" with me on the Internet has to be the "Off" button on the computer.
(My wife should learn that, y'know?)

"I am SO pissed off with myself right now!"

Nonsense!!
Better than being pissed on by the Liberal-Socialists!!

...you're a sweetheart. :^)

[ForGod'sSake]

A birthday? So that's what all the fuss was about. That many candles can use up all the oxygen in a room pretty quick...

Happy Birthday!

FGS

[Happygal]

Thanks for letting me off the hook!

Still no excuse though!

I'll make it up to ye though! Promise! :-)

[Landru]

"A birthday? So that's what all the fuss was about."

Apparently.

"That many candles can use up all the oxygen in a room pretty quick..."

HA!!
Yea, but that's not the worst of it, FGS.
The real danger lies in the ensuing grease fire.
Those suckers are a devil to put out, y'know. ;^)

"Happy Birthday!"

Well thank you very kindly.

...my friend.

[FBD]

>"Hey FBD. Wish Dru a happy birthday - he's buying tonight!!"<

Huh. Hope it was a good one. Happy birthday, Lan!

[Landru]

I was beginning to think you paddled off into the Pacific & were somewhere in the Sea of Alaska by now. :^)

Thanks Les, & some advice.

...growin' old (really) ain't for sissies. {g}

[sultan88]

Fifty! (No, not Landru's age)

[FBD]

"I was beginning to think you paddled off into the Pacific & were somewhere in the Sea of Alaska by now. :^)"

{G} Yeah it's gettin' to be that time of year, but if I wind up in Alaska? It won't be by a *conscious choice* if you know what I mean. :^)

...growin' old (really) ain't for sissies. {g}

Nope... it's fer grizzled, and ornery types! In fact, grizzled ornery types don't even hit their prime, til 70. So you're still a pup. (By grizzled, and ornery standards.)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")

Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.

El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!

(guitar pickin')

Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!

Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!

(mo' guitar pickin')

Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[blackie]

We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!

~~ Bush/Cheney 2004 ~~

[Mudboy Slim]

"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")

Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!

Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!

Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!

(Guitar jammin')

Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!

Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!

Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!

(guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")

I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!!
Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!!
I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RAT's slime keeps stag'rin' on!!
Still, RAT's stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!

When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son...
Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"
Still, I FReep DemRATS in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!!
When I hear RAT's Med'yuh crowin'...MUD takes a stand and fights!!

(guitar pickin')

I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar...
Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUD's smokin' big ceegahhs!!
Well, RATS know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!!
But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!

(guitar pickin')

Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice...
If John Ashcroft's post was mine...
You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!!
Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!!
Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right, Show Some Spine!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")

Uhmmm...
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RAT's perfect crime...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!

Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled...
RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!!
Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!

Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds...
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!

Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

Insight on the News - National
Issue: 3/30/04

Records Show Richard Clarke Gave Only to Democrats
By J. Michael Waller

Former counterterrorism czar Richard A. Clarke insists his attacks on President George W. Bush have nothing to do with politics, but an Insight check of Federal Election Commission (FEC) records shows that his only political contributions in the last decade have gone to Democrats.

Clarke is suspected of using his former post in the Bush White House as a weapon with which to slash and wound the president during his re-election campaign against Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.). The Kerry campaign's coordinator for national security issues, Rand Beers, has described Clarke as his "best friend." According to the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University, where Clarke and Beers are adjunct lecturers, they teach a course together about terrorism. Clarke's detailed Harvard biography specifically mentions his service under President Ronald Reagan and the elder President Bush, but says nothing about his eight years working for President Bill Clinton.

During the 9/11 commission hearings this week, Clarke denied any partisan leanings. "Let me talk about partisanship here, since you raised it," he told Commissioner John Lehman, pointing out that he, like Lehman, had served in the Reagan administration. "The White House has said that my book is an audition for a high-level position in the Kerry campaign," he said. "So let me say here, as I am under oath, that I will not accept any position in the Kerry administration, should there be one." He said he was a registered Republican in 2000.

But what about this presidential election year? According to FEC records, Clarke has been giving his money to Democratic friends -- not Republicans -- running for national office.

In 2002, while still on the Bush National Security Council (NSC), Clarke gave the legal maximum limit of $2,000 to a Democratic candidate for Congress, Steve Andreasen, who tried to unseat Republican Congressman Gil Gutknecht of Minnesota. Andreason had been director for defense policy and arms control on the Clinton NSC. In making his donations of $1,000 on July 22 and another $1,000 on Nov. 7, 2002, Clarke listed his occupation as "U.S. Government/Civil Servant," according to FEC records indexed with the Center for Responsive Politics.

Clarke maxed out again in the 2004 election cycle, donating $2,000 to another Clinton White House veteran, Jamie Metzl, who is running as a Democrat for Congress from Missouri. Metzl was a staffer on the Clinton NSC and worked for Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del.) as deputy staff director of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. With that donation, made on Sept. 15, 2003, after his resignation from the Bush NSC, Clarke listed his occupation as "Self-Employed/Consultant."

FEC records show that Clarke reported no political contributions when he worked in the Clinton administration in the electoral cycles of the 1990s and 2000, when he said he was a Republican.

J. Michael Waller is a senior writer for Insight. An in-depth story about Clarke will be posted at Insightmag.com on Monday.

Good find...MUD

[blackie]

We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!

~~ Bush/Cheney 2004 ~~

[MeekOneGOP]

ha ! That is GREAT Mud ! I love it !

I always liked Johnny Cash, too. May he rest in peace ...

[Mudboy Slim]

The Man in Black ROCKS...MUD