Posted on 03/17/2004 10:38:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Black XXV FReegards...MUD
Mud's a Cashin' in.
Beautiful job, ol' son.
FReegards...MUD
Hey, dude! Ya finally got around to FReepin' my favorite Cash song. Very Good. Thanks!
We'll see in November, I reckon...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Nirvana??? Um, may I pass on that please? ;)
I've got a fund-raiser suggestion...the FReeperIntern Program!! I say monthly donors deserve more FReeper Rights than Lurkers and FReepLoaders, so each $10/monther gets to Intern a new FReeper each month ($5/monthers git one every two months). It could be yer spouse, yer crazy Lib'ral Uncle, or El Rushbo hisself, but you gotta know the person in Real-Life and their email address, but then you are sorta responsible fer helpin' that fledgling FReeper along fer a month while they are on FReeper probation...LOL!! When you select yer FReeperInternCandidate, you will be able to download a SpecialFReeperInternCertificate that you can frame and give to yer new FRiend as a cherished gift...then introduce them around. Like I said, only MonthlyDonors are allowed this new privilege, and if you keep bringin' in deadbeats, we'll revoke yer FReeperInternPrivileges!!
There's more to this than I have time to git into, but I figger we can add 12 new FReepers fer every $10/monther and 6 new FReepers fer every $5/monther, annually, and so on...and so on...and so on....MUD
This was the first time I've listened to any of their CDs, and I definitely chose some of the milder tunes with the CelebrityJudges in mind...LOL!! You especially need to hear "Polly" which I've FReeped into "Kerry!!"
FReegards...MUD
Excellent...MUD
"The hardcore America-hating, Israel-hating, jihad-spouting Muslim clerics in the Mideast are very excited, passing around a front page newspaper story from the very anti-American Tehran Times in Iran. In the country that is home of the worlds toughest theocratic dictatorship, an e-mail from you, Mr. Kerry, sent to the paper by your campaign committee (although they deny sending it) was printed word-for-word on the front page of Irans main newspaper. Your message states emphatically that if elected President you plan to travel to the Mideast and elsewhere and apologize for our actions and the actions of President Bush in the War on Terror. You are already apologizing. It says that you plan to apologize to friends and foes alike. You have also made statements you will take these actions within 100 days of becoming President. (Thats right, folks. John Kerry will say he is sorry and in his mind all those jihad extremists who have vowed to kill all Americans wherever we are will simply forgive us, hold hands with him and all will be right in the world.) This is insane!"
Kerry is an IMBECILE!! A dangerous imbecile, but an IMBECILE nonetheless...MUD
It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!
(guitar jammin')
If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!
RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!
(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)
If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
FReegards...MUD
HA!!
Pass on *paradise*?
What's wrong with'chu?
Sure hope you're speaking for yourself, ol' sultan. :o)
"Diva Betsy Ross is gonna help me post the original tunes to those and maybe another Boston song."
This *Diva* character who likes sewing flags?
She sounds like something else, Mud. {& I mean NO disrespect to the Lady Diva, either.}
Yes, she certainly does.
...alot like the girl I married. ;^)
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
Lady Diva is certainly a very welcome addition to the Black threads...and MoJo's been very helpful as well. The longer we can get them to stick around, the better chance I have of learning their secret ability to post the original tunes fer convenient access of the Black thread peruser.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...where's HappyGal tonite?! I want her to check out these new FReeps.
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