Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bush Stumped By Question of Mistakes!!"

"President Bush acknowledged a good deal of introspection after all the questions lately about his government's actions before the Sept. 11 attacks and in Iraq, but not a whiff of contrition. Bush was asked in his prime-time news conference if he had made any mistakes. "I'm sure something will pop into my head here," he said Tuesday. It didn't. Bush is rarely one to second-guess himself and wasn't about to now, despite failures highlighted in the government's pre-Sept. 11, 2001, intelligence operations, the futile search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and all the recent violence there. "I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes," he said Tuesday night. "I'm confident I have." But "maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."

RATS're DOLTS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Public Cynicism's About Media Has Become a Pressing Concern"

For whom?! The Left.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry Purple Heart Injury Called "Finger-Scrape"!!

"Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry insisted on being awarded his first Purple Heart in Vietnam even though his injury amounted to no more than a "fingernail scrape," his commanding officer at the time now says. Retired Lt. Cmdr. Grant Hibbard tells the Boston Globe that he can still recall Kerry's wound, and that "it resembled a scrape from a fingernail," the paper said.

"I've had thorns from a rose that were worse," Hibbard insists.

Still, the former Navy man remembered that Kerry insisted on receiving a Purple Heart for the wound he said was incurred during a Dec. 3, 1968 skirmish with Viet Cong near Cam Ranh Bay. "He had a little scratch on his forearm, and he was holding a piece of shrapnel," Hibbard told the Globe. "People in the office were saying, 'I don't think we got any fire,' and there is a guy holding a little piece of shrapnel in his palm." Much to Hibbard's chagrin, Kerry persisted in his quest for a war decoration for the scratch. "I finally said, 'OK, if that's what happened ... do whatever you want,'" Hibbard said. "After that, I don't know what happened. Obviously, he got it, I don't know how." Kerry's campaign refused to say whether he remains certain that his skimmer boat had come under fire or whether he recalls his superior officer raising doubts about whether he was entitled to the Purple Heart. While a Kerry aide provided a copy of a medical report showing treatment for the wound in question, The Naval Historical Center "could not locate a copy of the original card for the incident," the Globe said. Kerry was awarded two additional Purple Hearts for subsequent wounds that have also been described as minor. He then invoked a little-used regulation that entitled a triple Purple Heart winner to return to the United States. Former Sen. Max Cleland, a Kerry supporter who lost three limbs in Vietnam, was never awarded a Purple Heart."

I knew it...MUD

[Landru]

"While a Kerry aide provided a copy of a medical report showing treatment for the wound in question, The Naval Historical Center 'could not locate a copy of the original card for the incident,' the Globe said. Kerry was awarded two additional Purple Hearts for subsequent wounds that have also been described as minor. He then invoked a little-used regulation that entitled a triple Purple Heart winner to return to the United States."

Yer shittin' me.

"Former Sen. Max Cleland, a Kerry supporter who lost three limbs in Vietnam, was never awarded a Purple Heart."

Yer double-shittin' me.

Hmmmmm.
Wonder if Danny "Boy" Blather, Petaaah "Brokejaw" BwOOCaw or the other Petaaah-clown will report this on tonight's news.

...naaaaa.

[sultan88]

"SHEEESH...how long it take you to FReep a song, dude?!"

Dude, have ya totally lost yer mind??!!?

"Johnny Get Angry- Artist: Joanie Sommers"

I FReeped this one fer ya way back at post 126!! And you said you liked it then.

SHEEESH!!

[sultan88]

Ladies, I must apologize for my fergetful FRiend. And I do appreciate y'all sending me that song three weeks ago!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Mud- did you get your tune?

I am out of it today.. useless.. head in the clouds... (besides the laptop is down and that is where I have my tunes.)

I can work on it tonight if you haven't already gotten it...

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hello Sultan.. My pleasure! I will send you some more one day soon!

[sultan88]

Also see 129.

[Mudboy Slim]

John Makes Us Angry
(Based on Johnny Get Angry
- Artist: Joanie Sommers)

**Click hyperlink in Post 119**

John, before the war was through
You came home, what did you do?
You stood with Jane, you horse’s head
Desecratin’ OUR war dead!!

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

Every time you’re on TV
Lyin’ about the economy
’Bout terrorism you never speak
Must you always act so weak???

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

America wants someone who
We can always look up to
In November we’ll cheer your loss
And Re-elect GEORGE - Our Boss!!

Oh, John makes us angry, John makes us mad
He’s the biggest DOOFUS, RAT’s ever had
He’s not a Brave man, just Klinton’s fave man
Johnny, we DON'T really care, really care for you!!

Johnny, we’re angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

FADE

Lyrics by sultan88 (3/29/04)

Thought this song had a ring to it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He then invoked a little-used regulation that entitled a triple Purple Heart winner to return to the United States."

"Yer shittin' me."

Wish I wuz....NOT!!

LOL...you could see this one comin' a mile away...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"GoreLickGate...Developing........!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Slick Willie leavin' another chick to hang out to dry!!
Bill Clinton needs to be testifying UNDER OATH in front of the 9/11 Commission...NOW!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"did you get your tune?"

Yeah, and the Sultan's already FReeped it...it's all peaches and cream...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

This is the tune I REALLY need...

"Thrasher"
(by Neil Young)

They were hiding behind hay bales,
They were planting in the full moon
They had given all they had for something new
But the light of day was on them,
They could see the thrashers coming
And the water shone like diamonds in the dew.

And I was just getting up, hit the road before it's light
Trying to catch an hour on the sun
When I saw those thrashers rolling by,
Looking more than two lanes wide
I was feelin' like my day had just begun.

Where the eagle glides ascending
There's an ancient river bending
Down the timeless gorge of changes
Where sleeplessness awaits
I searched out my companions,
Who were lost in crystal canyons
When the aimless blade of science
Slashed the pearly gates.

It was then I knew I'd had enough,
Burned my credit card for fuel
Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand
With a one-way ticket to the land of truth
And my suitcase in my hand
How I lost my friends I still don't understand.

They had the best selection,
They were poisoned with protection
There was nothing that they needed,
Nothing left to find
They were lost in rock formations
Or became park bench mutations
On the sidewalks and in the stations
They were waiting, waiting.

So I got bored and left them there,
They were just deadweight to me
Better down the road without that load
Brings back the time when I was eight or nine
I was watchin' my mama's T.V.,
It was that great Grand Canyon rescue episode.

Where the vulture glides descending
On an asphalt highway bending
Thru libraries and museums, galaxies and stars
Down the windy halls of friendship
To the rose clipped by the bullwhip
The motel of lost companions
Waits with heated pool and bar.

But me I'm not stopping there,
Got my own row left to hoe
Just another line in the field of time
When the thrasher comes, I'll be stuck in the sun
Like the dinosaurs in shrines
But I'll know the time has come

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Electoral College Breakdown: 14 April 2004"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightMarch.com Plans Anti-Left Counter Rally in DC on April 25!!"

Spread the word...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Please take a moment and either call the President or send an email to let him know we, the American people back him. Also, if you could just tell one person to do the same and ask them to tell another, than God willing, we will flood the switchboard with calls and faxes like they have never seem. This is one way we can take it direct to the President and it can not be misled by the media or stupid polls.....

Please call or email and God bless:
Comments: 202-456-1111 Switchboard: 202-456-1414 FAX: 202-456-2461 E-Mail President George W. Bush: president@whitehouse.gov Vice President Richard Cheney: vice.president@whitehouse.gov

And remind him to cut Federal Guv'ment spending...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

They killed the thread about the Counter-protest fer "solicitation"...whatever that means...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

RightMarch has been scrambling for funds this week and must have asked for contributions. I didn't get to see the thread but intend to be there on the 25th for sure.

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightMarch has been scrambling for funds this week and must have asked for contributions."

Ooops...well, there'll be another thread...MUD