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This is the tune I REALLY need...

"Thrasher"
(by Neil Young)

They were hiding behind hay bales,
They were planting in the full moon
They had given all they had for something new
But the light of day was on them,
They could see the thrashers coming
And the water shone like diamonds in the dew.

And I was just getting up, hit the road before it's light
Trying to catch an hour on the sun
When I saw those thrashers rolling by,
Looking more than two lanes wide
I was feelin' like my day had just begun.

Where the eagle glides ascending
There's an ancient river bending
Down the timeless gorge of changes
Where sleeplessness awaits
I searched out my companions,
Who were lost in crystal canyons
When the aimless blade of science
Slashed the pearly gates.

It was then I knew I'd had enough,
Burned my credit card for fuel
Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand
With a one-way ticket to the land of truth
And my suitcase in my hand
How I lost my friends I still don't understand.

They had the best selection,
They were poisoned with protection
There was nothing that they needed,
Nothing left to find
They were lost in rock formations
Or became park bench mutations
On the sidewalks and in the stations
They were waiting, waiting.

So I got bored and left them there,
They were just deadweight to me
Better down the road without that load
Brings back the time when I was eight or nine
I was watchin' my mama's T.V.,
It was that great Grand Canyon rescue episode.

Where the vulture glides descending
On an asphalt highway bending
Thru libraries and museums, galaxies and stars
Down the windy halls of friendship
To the rose clipped by the bullwhip
The motel of lost companions
Waits with heated pool and bar.

But me I'm not stopping there,
Got my own row left to hoe
Just another line in the field of time
When the thrasher comes, I'll be stuck in the sun
Like the dinosaurs in shrines
But I'll know the time has come

Pre...MUD

"Electoral College Breakdown: 14 April 2004"

FReegards...MUD

"Thrash'em!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")

We are fightin' fer our children...
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see Dem Lib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like RightWing folks like you!!

Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Clinton fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!

Folks, good FReepers are unbending...
There's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Ron Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!

C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough...
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make a stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the land of truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you shall soon understand.

Left's a sordid predilection...
RATS're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATS're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque representations...
RATS're failing...failing.

Reject Left's Whore'd and leave RATS bare...
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATS' load.
Right, show some spine...fight, the Librals are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be a great stand...counter-protest episode!!

Where the vulture glides descending
On an asphalt highway bending
Thru libraries and museums, galaxies and stars
Down the windy halls of friendship
To the rose clipped by the bullwhip
The motel of lost companions
Waits with heated pool and bar.

But me I'm not stopping there,
Got my own row left to hoe
Just another line in the field of time
When the thrasher comes, I'll be stuck in the sun
Like the dinosaurs in shrines
But I'll know the time has come

Mid...MUD

"Thrash'em!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")

We are fightin' fer our children...
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like RightWing folks like you!!

Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Clinton fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!

Folks, good FReepers are unbending...
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!

C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough...
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.

Left's a sordid predilection...
RATS're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATS're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATS're failing...failing.

Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATS bare...
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATS' load.
Right, show some spine...fight, the Librals are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!

'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending...
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATS are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!

But me I'm not stopping there,
Must Imprison Slick the Ho'!!
Fer so many crimes, Slick must do his time!!
When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATS're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!

(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)

FReegards...MUD