Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Everyone knows full well...it's MurryMom."

Richmond CouncilPerson Gwen Hedgepeth is MurryMom?! That explains sooo much...MUD

BTW...MM, reckon I can git a conjugal visit?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm so bad."

Yer badder than bad, yer the worst, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's been 48 years since my last confessional."

Hopefully that was just an oversight and you actually had some stuff worth confessin' 'bout...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today.

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
MUD's jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World!!

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to ignore this...try to erase this from the Black threads!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yo, Sultan...188's yers if you want it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wreck Of the John F’n Kerry!!"
(To be sung to "The Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot)
Parody by LonePalm

The legend lives on from the Kennedys on down
Of the island they called ‘Chappaquiddick'
The voters it’s said, never vote for the dead
When the Polls of November turn gloomy.
With baggage galore, some twenty-six hundred votes more
Than the John F’n Kerry cast rightly.
His candidacy too was a bone to be chewed
When the Polls of November came early.

This hack was the pride of the Democrat side
Sounding like some rich twit from South Boston.
As the big pant loads go, he is bigger than most
But not quite as big as ole Teddy.
He was headed down hill when he took a bad spill
But he blamed it on the Secret Service.
And later that night when the cell phone rang
Could it be that Bill Clinton was callin'?

His words through the wires were a sickening sound
“You need a VP with some standing.”
And every man knew, and the candidate too,
T’was the witch of the Senate come stealin’.
The dawning came late and the campaign had to wait
When the Polls of November came slashin'.
With summer’s hot blast there was a shortage of cash
In the face of a popular George Bush.

Convention time came, the Rat pack came on stage, sayin',
“Johnny, we’re right here behind ya.”
On October 9 WMDs were found, they said
“Johnny, it's been good t'know ya.”
Then MoveOn wired in they had voters comin' in
But the party and John were in peril.
On election night when his hopes sank outta sight
Came the wreck of the John F’n Kerry.

Does any one know where the voters all go
When your ads turn the minutes to hours?
With a positive push by Cheney and Bush
Rove had put fifteen more states behind them.
Dems have to split up or they might just downsize;
They all may turn Green and vote Nader.
And all that remains is the faces and the claims
Of the unions, the gays and the squatters.

Democrats sulk; Republicans sing
And Dubya’s judges soon will be confirmed.
Old Hillary steams while she plots and schemes;
She can’t wait for ’08 to get here.
And farther below DU still blows
They whine and throw fits in their despair,
FreeRepublic will host as the FReepers all post
With the Polls of November remembered.

In a musty old hall in the District they whined,
At the Democrat National Committee.
A tinny bell chimed till it rang two or three times
For each state won by John F’n Kerry.
The legend lives on from the Chappaqua on down
Of the cold fish they call 'Bitchy Gloomy.'
Hillary, they said, never gives up for dead
When the Polls of November come early!

Lyrics by LonePalm

Very nice, my talented FRiend...MUD

[P8riot]

Hopefully that was just an oversight and you actually had some stuff worth confessin' 'bout...MUD

I'm still buildin up the list. Gotta make it worth my while.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")

Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!

He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment Devours!!

Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"

So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!

(bass guitar solo)

Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!

He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm still buildin up the list."

LOL...ain't we all?!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Right Is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "THE TIES THAT BIND")

You been hurt and you're all cried out you say
You walk down the street pushin' people outta your way
You packed your bags and all alone you wanna ride,
You don't want nothin', don't need no one by your side
You're walkin' tough baby, but you're walkin' blind
to the ties that bind

(Chorus)
The ties that bind
Now you can't break the ties that bind

Cheap romance, it's all just a crutch
You don't want nothin' that anybody can touch
You're so afraid of being somebody's fool
Not walkin' tough baby, not walkin' cool
You walk cool, but darlin', can you walk the line
And face the ties that bind
The ties that bind
Now you can't break the ties that bind

I would rather feel the hurt inside, yes I would darlin',
Than know the emptiness your heart must hide,
Yes I would darlin', yes I would darlin',
Yes I would baby

You sit and wonder just who's gonna stop the rain
Who'll ease the sadness, who's gonna quiet the pain
It's a long dark highway and a thin white line
Connecting baby, your heart to mine
We're runnin' now but darlin' we will stand in time
To face the ties that bind
The ties that bind
Now you can't break the ties that bind
You can't forsake the ties that bind

Pre...MUD

[Victoria Delsoul]

Bumpity, bump, bump, bump!

[Mudboy Slim]

Buenos noches, Senorita Delsoul...MUD

[sultan88]

"The Wreck Of the John F’n Kerry!!" (To be sung to "The Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot) Parody by LonePalm

A tremendous parody!! Hall of Fame material, LonePalm!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"A tremendous parody!! Hall of Fame material, LonePalm!!"

I agree...LP don't FReep that many songs, but the ones he does are top-notch, imho...MUD

[sultan88]

"Yo, Sultan...188's yers if you want it...MUD"

Later

188 posted on 04/02/2004 9:25:41 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

I accuse you of betrayin' an' snakin'!! The evidence is convincing. What say you, Judge Landru, Sir?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I accuse you of betrayin' an' snakin'!! The evidence is convincing. What say you, Judge Landru, Sir?"

Hey Sultan, there's a shelf-life fer dem dare promises...LOL!!

FWIW...Judge Landru's probably already asleep fer the evenin'...MUD

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hola Mud, come estas?

[Mudboy Slim]

Estoy muy bien...good to see you up and about...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

200+...time to sack out fer a coupla hours.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

200...MUD