Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

Great lyrics guys!!!

Being the middle-aged, white-toast woman of the group you may think this odd but I really like a band called P.O.D. My son turned me on to them last fall and when I want to get fired up, say driving to a FReep, I scream along with "BOOM" and "You're So Ridiculous!". There is also a spiritual side to the group which I find compelling.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I scream along with "BOOM" and "You're So Ridiculous!".

Awesome...believe me, nobody's gonna accuse TheLoneFReeper of being middle-aged, white-toast...LOL!!

Gotta admit to my ignorance of P.O.D.

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"I'm still officially UNDECIDED. Dubyuh's got some fiscal constraint to prove to me..."

After le affaire Clarke of the past week, how can you be undecided?????

[jla]

After le affaire Clarke of the past week, how can you be undecided?????

Sultan, I'm confident that on Nov. 2nd Mudboy won't let us, or more importantly his country, down.

[jla]

Spent six terrific day in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area recently.
I have to say that I am quite impressed with the Republic of Texas.
Went down for a work-related seminar, but had ample opportunity to get out after 5:00PM. Luckily, the Dept. Mgr. I was with was originally from Texas and lived in Midlothian before moving up here to the Ol' Dominion.
I look forward to many return visits to the Lonestar State.

BTW...I shared this with my Texan friends: by federal law only one state is permitted to fly their state flag at the same height as Ol' Glory...that flag is the Lone Star.

[sultan88]

Well, it's good to have you back!

[MeekOneGOP]

I love living here. Hot in the summer, but great here.

I remember in 1986, I took bids from suppliers to have a flag pole put up for the company I was working for.

We got it installed and flew the Texas flag ! My boss was the Exec VP of the company and was born and raised in West Texas. The VP of Marketing (a real A-hole) was livid us not flying the US flag. haha !

A year or two later, I had another one installed and we flew both flags, as you say, side by side at the same height ! Texas is the only state that does it, alrighty ! (It ticks me off when I see one flying with the US flag above the Texas flag, haha!)

[jla]

I just seen this posted on another thread:

[MeekOneGOP]

[ForGod'sSake]

I can't see the clip using the Missuz's dial-up connection, but what's "KontraBand"?

Yeah, it would take a while to load on dialup; I would guess it's about 3MEG, give or take a little...oh well. First time I've ever been on Kontraband.com as far as I know. Looks like an assimilation of various funnies.

FGS

[ForGod'sSake]

Anyone who stays up till 2:12 AM just to snake my 88 probably deserves to have it!

Couldn't have done it without a little siesta in the afternoon. Also consider it was only 1:12 AM here in these east Texas piney woods, and coffee's cheap.

Besides, it was worth it ;^)

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

"...how can you be undecided???"

Getting my support requires more than simply NOT being a DemonRAT...let's see some genuine fiscal restraint--and a pledge to make Devolving Power outta the Federal Leviathan in his second term a priority--and I'll be there supporting Dubyuh with bells on. If he continues to believe he can outspend the DemonRATS to buy an election, I'll most certainly vote third party.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"And Lurch Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "A Horse With No Name")

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And a sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

{Refrain}
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a riverbed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see...
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

After nine days I let the horse run free
Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see, ...
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"DumbRAT Love!!"
(To be sung to America's "Muskrat Love")

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
doin' the town and doin' it right
in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie
Honey, would you please be my missus?
And she says yes with her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her ties
muzzle to muzzle now
anything goes
as they wiggle
and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Pre...MUD

[Landru]

You 've caught the bug now too, huh?

Well Mud.

...happy now? :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...on Nov. 2nd Mudboy won't let us, or more importantly his country, down."

Considering Virginny's a certain Dubyuh electoral vote win, I do not feel I will be letting my country--or YOU--down if I vote third party. Between now and November, I'll do all I can to insure the defeat of Hanoi John Kerry, but my vote is special to me, and I will not bequeath it to Dubyuh unless I see he sees the error of his big-spending ways.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You 've caught the bug now too, huh?"

The Sultan's FReeped a handful of songs during his time on Black...who can ever forgit his "BigBad Jawn" about Jawn Wahnah or his "Federal Pen" to Joplin's "Mercedes Benz"?!

"Well Mud. ...happy now? :o)"

Hey 'Dru, I need all the help I can git...these songs don't FReep themselves, ya know...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"The Sultan's FReeped a handful of songs during his time on Black..."

Yeah, just a handful. I think I did "Meet me at Mary's Place" by Sam Cooke (Meet me at Terry's Place) but I can't find it. I also did a Christmas carol. I started dozens others but don't have the Mudboy ability to complete them.

[MoJo2001]

Johnny Get Angry

- Artist: Joanie Sommers

Click hyperlink

Johnny, I said we were through
Just to see what you would do
You stood there and hung your head
Made me wish that I were dead

CHORUS
Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Every time you danced with me
You let Freddy cut in constantly
When he'd ask, you'd never speak
Must you always be so meek?

CHORUS

Every girl wants someone who
She can always look up to
You know I love you, of course
Let me know that you're the boss

CHORUS

Johnny, get angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

FADE

Lyrics by sultan88
Thank you for sharing your lyrics with all of us!!
 

[MoJo2001]

"And Lurch Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "A Horse With No Name")

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And a sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

{Refrain}
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a riverbed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see...
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

After nine days I let the horse run free
Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see, ...
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert your can remember your name
Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
(la la la...)

Pre...MUD
Lyrics by Mudboy Slim
Thank you for sharing your talents and lyrics with all of us!!
You know where to find me if you need help!! - MoJo