Black XXV: "More Than $2 Trillion!!"

The MudCave | 17 March 2004 (Happy St. Patrick's Day!!) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Black XXV FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Lady Diva is certainly a very welcome addition to the Black threads..."

Yes, she cerrtainly is.

"...and MoJo's been very helpful as well."

The mojo character sounds -- to me -- like a good egg, too.

"The longer we can get them to stick around, the better chance I have of learning their secret ability to post the original tunes fer convenient access of the Black thread peruser."

OK.
Let me know what you learn, when you learn it.
Deal? {g}

"BTW...where's HappyGal tonite?! I want her to check out these new FReeps."

Well, given the fellas who're vieing for her attention?

...you're gonna have to wait your turn, I'm afraid.

[sultan88]

"Pass on *paradise*? What's wrong with'chu?"

You're serious???

[Mudboy Slim]

"You're serious???"

Did you listen to "Polly"? There's nothing distasteful about that except fer the fact that the original lyrics're about bondage and rape.

But the guitar-playing is something even I could learn...MUD

[sultan88]

"Did you listen to "Polly"?"

Not yet. I have to download it to my hard drive and it will take about an hour. Still no DSL in my area yet.

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm workin' off my wife's dial-up connection...the tunes don't really work too well fer me either. I'm getting my 'puter fixed this weekend and it oughtta be a big improvement.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...if you want 88, it's yers.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Let me know what you learn, when you learn it."

Will do...this ol' dog likes learnin' new tricks. Apparently, the first thing I gotta do is get a host site fer storing the music so it can be accessed by the hyper-link. Betsy's cleared some space fer these songs she's lent me, but if I wanna make something more permanent, I need to make the space myself.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm Sooo Happy!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")

I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep Jean there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past forty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!

I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!

FReegards...MUD

[ForGod'sSake]

BTW...if you want 88, it's yers.

Aw gee, did I arrive at this thread at a bad time??? Sorry 'bout that....nyark, nyark ;^)

FGS

[ForGod'sSake]

BTW, I meant to include a link in #88 to a really comical Quicktime clip I just got in an email, which became more comical once I got the lyrics to the background music. Some good jam even if the group(Chumba Wamba?) leans way to the left.

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

"nyark, nyark"

LOL...FGS, you been Johnny-on-the-spot quite a few times lately. Good work...if the Sultan wants his 88's, he's gonna haveta earn 'em!!

And a beautiful Saturday morning to ya...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I can't see the clip using the Missuz's dial-up connection, but what's "KontraBand"? "ContraBand" was my aliases when MBS was temporarily forbidden from posting.

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Aw gee, did I arrive at this thread at a bad time??? Sorry 'bout that....nyark, nyark ;^)

FGS

88 posted on 03/27/2004 2:12:03 AM EST by ForGod'sSake"

Anyone who stays up till 2:12 AM just to snake my 88 probably deserves to have it! LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cheney Rallies Ohio...Slams Kerry!!"

"These are not times for leaders who change with the political winds, saying one thing one day and something else the next,'' the vice president told the crowd at the Crowne Plaza hotel. "We need a commander-in-chief of clear vision and steady determination and we have that with President Bush."

Go Dick Go...MUD

[sultan88]

Hasn't anyone FReeped a "Kerry" version of this??


Johnny Get Angry

- Artist: Joanie Sommers

Johnny, I said we were through
Just to see what you would do
You stood there and hung your head
Made me wish that I were dead

CHORUS
Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Every time you danced with me
You let Freddy cut in constantly
When he'd ask, you'd never speak
Must you always be so meek?

CHORUS

Every girl wants someone who
She can always look up to
You know I love you, of course
Let me know that you're the boss

CHORUS

Johnny, get angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

FADE

[sultan88]

Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Click on the hyperlink

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so GAY)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

Sultan shows up in fancy clothes
At the River City bistro,
MeekOne, he brought his radio
To hear what Rush has to say!

Watching Happygal in her slacks
As she leans on Landru’s back
Mojo and Diva really like
Freepin’ the night away!

Rush talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

LET’S LISTEN NOW,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Turn it UP, Now FReep!
Limbaugh having his say!

FBD wearin’ blue jeans
Shows up vid his Svedis queen
MUD has his recordin’ machine
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go
Skatin' during Rush’s show
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh, Man
jla is feelin’ great
He’s talkin’, educatin’
El Rushbo …!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Up LOUD, Now FReep!

Fade
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[sultan88]

Thanks for your help, Mojo. I may have "lost" the color scheme when I put the line breaks in. I cannot hear the sound on my slow modem. Let me know if it works.

[MeekOneGOP]

Very good !

[jla]

"America Deserves a Truthful Leader!!"

And that is why Mudboy Slim will select George W. Bush come November 2nd.

[Mudboy Slim]

Very nice...see, having the original tunes so conveniently accessible at the double-click of a mouse is sooo much better.

Good work...we need to get that one recorded and to El Rushbo lickity-split!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy Slim will select George W. Bush come November 2nd"

Au contraire, I'm still officially UNDECIDED. Dubyuh's got some fiscal constraint to prove to me, as well as some devolving of Power. Otherwise, I'm voting Constitution Party!!

FReegards...MUD