Are you a FReeper with a good voice? Then PLEASE click here! (voice-overs needed!)

Anti-Kerry Ad Campaign ^ | 3-13-2004 | jmstein7 & naspino

[VOA]

Liberal John Kerry... wrong for America.

maybe an added line is in order...
"Liberal...what do you expect from the guy who was Mike Dukakis' Lt. Governor?"

[stands2reason]

I'm assuming Mr. Burns or Gonzo wouldn't work either, huh?

[Just mythoughts]

Would be cool to be done with the voice of Hillry. Trashing JFKerry.

[MagnoliaB]

Wish I could help. I have a good voice but I don't know how to do the computer stuff to submit it. MP what?

[RonPaulLives]

just damn. I would really like to do this, but I haven't a clue about recording/saving things in said formats.

[jmstein7]

Just record the commercials on your computer, and send me the files at the email address in the original posting.

Don't forget to keep it within the time limits posted.

If we have enough entries, maybe we'll put up a poll at Naspino.com and let FReepers vote on the best one :)

[writer33]

"So why don't you do it? :-)"

Are you kidding? They don't need my voice screeching on there. I'm surprised there weren't any FReepers that into convulsion when I was on the air. That was a miracle. By all means, ma'am. Go for it. Just giving you a hard time.

[bluefish]

But, I didn't see "snot-slingin' hunk-a-hamburger" in there, so I'm not sure I could do this.

You didn't see that b/c Kerry got the nomination, not Hillary.

[doug from upland]

Good stuff, Jonathon.

[jmstein7]

No, no... no real audio format. Any other, but not RA.

[jmstein7]

Thanks, Doug!

[jmstein7]

RPL,

Ask a FReeper on this thread who seems like he knows what he/she is doing to help you out. Plenty of smart people around here :)

[joesnuffy]

I think the AWOL John Kerry bit...needs the sound of a bullet ricochet every time you say the word 'missed'
I like do cartoon like voices...if that helps...

[Congressman Billybob]

I'd be happy to help out. (Been doing national and regional talk radio and TV since 12 November, 1976.) Should have access to a studio to do this right. Where are you located geographically? Please FReepmail me.

John / Billybob

[bogdanPolska12]

You are kidding me. I will be banned in first minute. I will unleash so much on french flip flopping kangaroo microphone battery will die.

[XBob]

I have a good voice (sort of like a white Barry White, I have been told) and would be happy to do it, but have to figure out how to record on my computer.

[MagnoliaB]

You are right on.

[Nick Danger]

Don't forget to keep it within the time limits posted.

Maybe John Moschitta could do that, but I think to get decent results you are going to have to cut a line or so out of the 30-second spots.

[Bogey78O]

Well then. I can't help you.

Don't know the layout of a Mac. There ought to be some sound recording utility on there though.

[yankeedame]

AWOL Senator (no time limit)

Senator John Kerry MISSED the vote on prescription drugs.

Senator John Kerry MISSED the vote on Homeland Security.

Senator John Kerry Missed 64% of ALL votes last session

John Kerry... AWOL Senator

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As a recovering free-lance writer and long time Toastmaster I can tell you this is much more a visual ad than a spoken one. As they say in the biz: It doesn't "scan" well.

The weakest link in the chain is the last line:

John Kerry... AWOL Senator

The word "AWOL" will almost certainly confuse the listener; even amoung those who know what the term AWOL stands for.

This is what the listener would likely hear:

"John Kerry...A wall Senator."
or

"John Kerry...A woll Senator."
or

"John Kerry...A wool Senator."

There's only one chance to get your message across -- and get it right -- with the listener. This "spot", esp. the last line, isn't it.

May I suggest a rewrite?:

Senator John Kerry MISSED the vote on prescription drugs.

Senator John Kerry MISSED the vote on Homeland Security.

In fact, Senator John Kerry missed over HALF of all votes last session.

John Kerry... What's missing here?